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Piff Tannen, GS.

hey peter frampton, do you like toast too?

About Me

The hardest working lazy man you will ever meet.
i live in arlington.
i named our house Steel Magnoliaz.
I hate talking on the phone.
i like to say spragga benz. if you pay very close attention, you may catch me say it one day randomly. probably not though. i'm always aware of my surroundings, like a bear.
politicians are worthless.
shut up.
i love sushi.
apparently people think i look like malcolm jamal-warner, but those tend to be the same people that think all black people look the same(i think all white people look the same, pretty much, and sound the same even) even though black people have mentioned it as well, whatever. the point is, i dont look like malcolm jamal-warner.
i like indian food.
i'm definitely an asshole.

i love and respect my friends for putting up that.
there should be more to me, but amazingly, there isnt.
my knowledge of HTML is very limited. I refuse to do that gay webapge editing junx, i'll stick with my knowledge of strike outs, underlines and bolding, thank you very much.i have a new blog if youd like to check it out. http://grimesquad.blogspot.com. I post very infrequently. but its still the best thing you'll read ...

My Interests

beats.
raps.
movies.
lazy saturdays.
tennis.
bigfoot.
cryptozoology.
space travel, only outside the galazy tho.
diners.
dracula.
sergio mendes and the brasil 66.
not working a 9-5.
mangos.
sneakers.
boobs.
guns.
lazy sundays.
60s-70s euro shit. i know, weird right?
books.
colossal squid.
photographies.
history.
trying to figure out how to travel as much as possible.
low rider bikes(i want one).
pictionary.(joseph and i will fuck you up, no lie.)

I'd like to meet:

-kat von d
-goapele
-bruce lee
-parker posey
-stacey dash
-shakira
-hunter s thompson
-the great ghost deini
-jean grae
-sarah silverman
- malcolm jamal-warner
all those deep niggas too that you guys say. but i really wanna meet the guy who invented the slap bracelet and kareem abdul jabar one more time so i could get a change to ask him about Bruce Lee. not basketball, like you corny ass niggas.
-some are living some are dead. s'all good. respect.

Movies:

Top 5 right now(no order):
The Big Lebowski
Belly
Love Actually
Menace ii Society
Malcolm X
The Rest:

pump up the volume
motherfucking Monster Squad
random foreign joints, especially from the 50's to 70's. i told you i was interested, ho.
the pest
dirty work
american psycho
grease
manchurian candidate
notting hill
ali g in da house
city of god
what women want
joe dirt
night at the roxbury
friday
the killer
bullet in the head
slackers
malibus most wanted
mulholland drive
magnolia
old school horror flicks,Bava, Lenzi, Romero, etc.

im up for any movie as long as it doesnt suck.
and even if it does suck sometimes. its fun to watch shitty movies with friends. as long as they arent bitches who complain that there's no CGI.

Television:

Weeds
Entourage
Mtv Jams
Jeopardy
Disney Channel
Monday Night Football
The Wire
Discovery HD
Saturday Night Live(always, even when its not funny.)

What more could you ask for? A few episodes of SVU i guess.

Books:

Code of the Streets
Black Panthers Speak
a book on cesar chavez
we wish to inform you that tomorrow we will be killed with our families
a book that interviews overthrown dictators

still trying to finish these books. im busy

Heroes:

my parents.
ryans wards dad.
charlie murphy.
black panthers.
Malcolm X.
MLK.
Garvey.
Dubois.
People who fight for change. And who question authority. Isn't that why we're here?

My Blog

rep yo set

new blog is up at: Grime Squadcheck it out if you want.
Posted by Piff Tannen, GS. on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:12:00 PST

Just a question.

Can someone please sign this kid?...
Posted by Piff Tannen, GS. on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 05:46:00 PST

all that i want

this is my new goal, not for '07, but overall. for real. well, its been more of a goal ive always had and just never verbalized. when it all boils down to it, this is what i want. Just a MacArthur ...
Posted by Piff Tannen, GS. on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:52:00 PST

we goin back to the future makin millz...

happy new year all. theres a new blog up for your eyez at the Grime Squad spot. Enjoy, and the video will be psoted soon.
Posted by Piff Tannen, GS. on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 03:20:00 PST

Eye Of The Tiger

Sylvester Stallone will never be listed among the elite actors in the world. He knows this, and everyone else knows this. But the nigga aint gotta be. He's just gotta say two words: Rambo and Rock...
Posted by Piff Tannen, GS. on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:21:00 PST

I Smell an Oscar/Listen to Joe Budden

http://grimesquad.blogspot.com : Leave me topic ideas to cover in my blog, because I have no more. But for now, gather the kiddies, blaze the jiffy pop and enjoy a christmas soon to be classic.Also, ...
Posted by Piff Tannen, GS. on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 03:05:00 PST

Honorary Member Banished from Grime Squad.

Enjoy. Or Mourn, whichever you prefer. Have a good weekend.
Posted by Piff Tannen, GS. on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:33:00 PST

new blog action

check it if you want son.An Open Letter to Kanye West/Trading Races.PS- the Birdman/Lil Wayne album is fresh if you like music devoid of any substance whatsoever. Sometimes life just calls for ignora...
Posted by Piff Tannen, GS. on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:39:00 PST

one of the best songs ever. (mp3 included for you bitch ass niggas)

fuck yall corny ass niggas. 93 til infinity. i aint even sayin shit else. nigga. if you dont feel this shit, take your bitch ass off my friend list. im obviously only halfway kidding. i'm not a ...
Posted by Piff Tannen, GS. on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:06:00 PST

The Disappearance of Piff Tannen: Parts 1-3

Part 1 is up now, parts 2 and 3 will be posted tonight, pictures and shit too, cos reaading gets boring. peace.http://grimesquad.blogspot.comit kinda sucks
Posted by Piff Tannen, GS. on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:06:00 PST