About Me

And a good hello to you all. This is the profile of one (and only one, mind you) Dougg, lord and master of Sydney (I'll not deny that I set my ambitions high) and recent Apple-convert, thank you darling! I'm the gun-toting, happy-go-lucky scamp you poured biscuits on in primary school, thus exploiting my constant fear of dandruff and occasionally ridiculing my fear of all flying fauna...THAT BUTTERFLY HAD MURDEROUS INTENT, I TELL YOU!

Ahem So I offically call Sydney home now, birthplace of my one true love Naomi van der Sexypants and proud city of one of the world's worst public transport systems...luckily the beauty of one of these far outweighs the prospect of five-hour underground delays offered by the other. I'm but a semester-and-a-half from finishing degree number two in Criminology and Criminal Justice, and may or may not currently be employed as a parking valet for the Secure Parking conglomerate. That's right fatcats, hand me the keys to your expensive carriages, I swear there'll be nery a scratch nor a burnt-out clutch...teeheeheeHEEEEEEEheehee!

My Interests

My better half (The Queen of Puns), seeing movies, buying dvds, driving, working on cars, working on boats (hampered merely by the lack of ownership of a boat), writing assignments

I'd like to meet:

5"5', long-haired shimmering brunette with the deepest of dark eyes, curvaceousness in all the right places, sporting a blunderbuss and parachute, with precisely two dogs, three cats, several fish and one ill-tempered transsexual rabbit.

Music:

Minus the Bear, Frou Frou and Imogen Heap, John Coltrane, Thursday, Non Prophets, Alias, Sage Francis, Jurassic 5, The Proclaimers, Stroker Ace, Groove Armada, The White Stripes, The Righteous Brothers, Zero 7, The Mars Volta, Royksopp, The Postal Service, Sigur Ros, Ingrid James, John Lee Hooker, Mick Hadley and his Atomic Boogie, Charlie Parker, Miles Davis, Franz Ferdinand, The Streets, The Killers, Dashboard Confessional, Dust Brothers, Ben Folds, The Lawrence Arms, Clouddead, The Walkmen, Modest Mouse, Meetluvers

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, True Romance, Kill Bill, 300, Sin City, M*A*S*H, The Matrix (first one only), anything by the Coen brothers

Television:

Frasier, Stargate, Family Guy, Red Dwarf, The Sopranos, Smallville, The Tick, Mythbusters, Top Gear, Boston Legal, Medium, Scrubs...and, just quietly, Desperate Housewives and The OC...what, The Dude appreciates snappy dialogue!

Books:

Fight Club, Children of Men, The Tesseract, The Beach, anything by Stephen Fry or Jeremy Clarkson, Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby, The Power of One, Tandia, All Quiet on the Western Front, The Firm, ER Fever

Heroes:

Stephen Hawking, Richard Branson and Quentin Tarantino...if only these three could unite some day *sigh*