Professional Wrestling, 80's Hard Rock, Shoes, Clothes, Girls Gone Wild, Trailers, Cats, Weddings, Alcohol, Johnny Depp, Reading, Answering the phone as cheerfully as I can, MySpacing, Al Gore's Internet, Global Warming, Wars, Democratic Institutions.
George Bush (to punch him in the face), Barak Obama, Oprah, Carrie Bradshaw, Heath Ledger (RIP), Sorority Girls from Bowdoin, Borat, Nostradamus, a hippy from Colorado who called me once.
Def Leppard, Poison, Bon Jovi, Warrant, Cinderella, GnR, Van Halen, Queen, Tom Petty, David Bowie (AKA Ziggy Stardust), Firehouse, Great White, Dokken, Led Zep, The Who.
Amadeus, KIDS, ET, Debbie Does Dallas, Girls Gone Wild I-VIII, Rockstar, Chocolate, Edward Scissorhands
Real World, Sex in the City, anything with Flava Flav, QVC, Oprah, Judge Joe Brown, My Super Sweet 16.
Quest for a Maid, Catcher in the Rye, The Greatest Story Ever Sold, Harry Potter, My Life by Bill Clinton, Joy of Cooking, Lord of the Rings, Wilhemer's Apprenticeship
Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Great Aunt Mildred, Chris Burnham, people who skydive in bikinis, Fred Hayman, boys who take me out to the Olive Garden, Sam Adams, Shawn Atwood.