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Smokey Porker

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a big movie star. I most recently starred in a very moving piece of cinematic art entitled "THE ISLANDER". If you missed the big premier, you missed out. So yeah, I guess I'm a pretty important person.I used to work in the radio business, but now I teach kids how to play the guitar. Its really pretty great. All of my students are, for the most, part really great.I love the idea of reading and writing and I'm somewhat talented in these areas, but I hate actually doing those things because it takes so much effort and brainpower. I prefer to just strum my guitar and sing a tune, some verse from some song that I suddenly remember...and just sing it over and over again because I can't remember anything else.

My Interests

I like walking. I recently walked through the night from Westerly to Hope Valley, in the rain...in slippers. I've finally learned how to cook eggs, so I'm doing that alot. I work at the pound, and at Jammin 107.7, and teach guitar. I am oenophile and coffee connoisseur. A regular epicurean. I love "The Last of the Mohicans", the movie, not the book. I like to hike and will be climbing Mt. Washington again.

I'd like to meet:

The great Tony Blair. That black country singer from the seventies, can't remember his name. And Jesus.

Music:

Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Perry Como, Nat King Cole, some others. And Little Big Town. Classically, I listen to Stravinsky and Debussy.

Movies:

First Rule of Fight Club: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

My favorite movie is Willow..."Wanna breed?"..."Tempting, but...no." --------

Television:

I watch Fox News and some comedy central, but not that damn liberal bastard Stephen Cobert, I hate that guy so damn much. I also watch public access TV sometimes, and that RAI Italian network now and then. My dad has a TV show on channel 14, you should check it out. ************************************************************ ************ This is the definition of female perfection

Books:

I read the Bible, the only book worth reading. Also various books on political philosophy and history books on American Wars. I also read poetry and magazines. And CALVIN AND HOBBES!

Heroes:

My dad, my mom, my sisters, God, some other people.