I Know Miss Mikah; She Shakes Her...

I used to be sane, mainly because I used to have a life--now my life has been given over to working, working and then when I'm done working working some more. Although, I have learned that in life, we must make time to appreciate the finer things. My finer things include men, dancing and taking myself less seriously. Currently, I grow weary of petty relationships with usurious individuals who's only goal in life is to bring me down while raising themselves up. I'm tired people and it's all going to stop. I have graduated and am a lawyer-to-be; I just bought my house and things are coming together. In a new Zen-like reality I am entering I will most likely be spending more time reading and less time worrying about the smaller things. I am now going to give myself over to the tings I've always wanted: helping others and sitting quitely on my back porch, smiling and remembering the sillier things I've done (which by my count, are many)and offer this advice: 1. Never drive when more than three illicitly obtained substances are flowing through your blood stream (or the driver of the car's) 2. Always dance where people can see you do it--and dance like you mean it, none of this rockin back and forth stuff. You know what they say, if you can dance, you can obviously......... 3. Check all bags when crossing multiple foreign borders and Belgians are *not* impressed by French, Americans or crying; though these seem to be swayed by the good ole fashioned dollar. 4. If you're going to live in Amsterdam, leave after 2 weeks, any longer and you may forget you don't already live there. 5. No one is immune to jet lag and if you wanna do something sketchy on a plane, make sure you surround yourself with people that don't speak your language so you can't understand them when they bitch. 6. Don't talk about people, find something better to do with your time, of if you're going to, make sure they can hear you, it's only fun if they can hear you 7. Don't assume anything--cute boys are dirty, dirty boys are fun :), fun boys usually are on medication, medication can be fun