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king of fools

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

first things first. if you go for that politically correct shit or are easily offended go away now. as far as the things i dig - my kid, video games, cartoons, comic books, toys, music, friends, coffee

My Interests

adopting children on a weekly basis and abandoning them somewhere remote, exposing myself to the elderly, offering people rides, then driving off before they get in, mainly just being a mischievous little dickens.

I'd like to meet:

various superheroes, superficial prom queens, mass murderers, the mentally retarded, nude elderly people, and a bus load of midgets... yes, that would suit me just fine.

Music:

neurosis, alkaline trio, mouth of the architect, mastodon, tom waits, aesop rock, the postal service, harry belafonte, helmet, the melvins, joanna newsom, ludacris, rilo kiley, isis, the cure, nile, danzig, R.E.M, amber asylum, torche, 16 horsepower, Bohren & der Club of Gore, clutch, al greene, tori amos, pharcyde, the cult, explosions in the sky, danny elfman, social distortion, chet baker, these arms are snakes, the sword, weedeater, bongzilla, mr lif, heavens, dragonforce, marvin gaye, hank williams, angels of light, arch enemy, the chasing game, faith no more, motorhead, murs, cave in, marijuana johnson, the giraffes, baroness, billie holiday, zao, cannibal ox, 7 angels 7 plagues, eagles of death metal,jimmy eat world, hot water music, pantera, time in malta, miles davis, m.c. chris, lily allen, sam cooke, at the drive in, michael gyra, red sparrowes, weird al, tenacious d, neil diamond, frank sinatra, el-p, godspeed you black emperor, johnny cash, gillian welsh, pink floyd, linda perry, busta rhymes, faith no more, bright eyes, the sound for language, journey, george clinton & p-funk, wolfmother, willie nelson, black eyed peas, cave in, ingrid michaelson, botch, black sabbath, ween, dethklok, my chemical romance, frank zappa, they might be giants, vows, ani difranco, bjork, guns'n'roses, avail, methodman, deathcab for cutie, coheed & cambria, a silver mount zion, crowbar, jolie holland, oldies, 80's... yeah pretty much anything.

Movies:

i'll watch just about anything until i decide it sucks, even then sometimes i give it another go or two.

Television:

sealab 2021, daily show, ncis, simpsons, spongebob, futurama, southpark, reaper, my name is earl, the office, aquateen, venture brothers, metalocalypse, frisky dingo, squidbillies, family guy, reno 911, scrubs, harvey birdman, lots of history channel, discovery channel and national geographic channel.

Books:

the bible, me talk pretty one day, davinci code, angels and demons, hot water music, if chins could kill

Heroes:

anyone who can tolerate me.

My Blog

V.D.

Ah Valentines Day is quickly approaching. A day in which you express how much you care about that special someone. Here are some helpful tips for this blissful day. MEN - Don't for one fucking second ...
Posted by king of fools on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:45:00 PST

blind racism

Nigger. Yeah, i said it. It's become an evil word and completely racist, but so is this country. No, not just the KKK or whatever society pops into your porn and corn chip riddled brain. The...
Posted by king of fools on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 07:19:00 PST

my eyes are getting even more crossed.

BRITNEY SPEARS' SISTER IS PREGNANT!!!... Where to begin... Ok, here we go WHO THE FUCK CARES!? What the hell is wrong with everyone? Have we sunk to this kind of low? We hate these people yet we talk ...
Posted by king of fools on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 04:59:00 PST

someone please piss me off.

It dawned on me today that i haven't been on a tangent in a while. With everything that happens on a daily basis on this willfully ignorant planet and i haven't spouted off once recently? Why? Am i gr...
Posted by king of fools on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:08:00 PST

the news makes my head hurt.

Now, I'm not big on politics, but this is fucking stupid. So apparently our fuckhole of a leader wants to give Mexico 1.4 BILLION dollars for weapons and aircraft. Now, i'm not upset about the Me...
Posted by king of fools on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:00:00 PST

quicky rant

if you like that soulja boy song, then you're a complete idiot. there isn't one redeeming quality about it. how is it that we've regressed to liking 2 verse songs with absolutely no fucking point to t...
Posted by king of fools on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 08:12:00 PST

legalize euthanization

G'day buttplugs. This is specifically for hippies, artists, gutter punks and all the like. Let's just start off by saying this. FUCKING BATHE!!! Come on. Is it really that 'anti' to not use soap? What...
Posted by king of fools on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:52:00 PST

scientific explanation as to why women are crazy.

Scientists have known that on the whole, females of all ages tend to worry more and have more intense worries than males. Women also tend to perceive more risk in situations and grow more anxious than...
Posted by king of fools on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 05:53:00 PST

Frankenstein may have had the right idea.

Is it too fucking hard to ask that all of these things coincide? Woman, sane, single, attractive, brain, not superficial, sense of humor. You may get a few of them, hell, even most. I guarantee that n...
Posted by king of fools on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:09:00 PST

this nation is bullshit.

Fucking dammit. Seriously america wake the fuck up. What the fuck is wrong with you? The woman who recently let her kid bake in her car while she was at work because "she forgot". I don't know he...
Posted by king of fools on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 04:56:00 PST