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chris

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About Me

my friends are amazing poets

chris
i live in the outbacks of pontypridd where the people hunt for food.
i dont take my life serious enough&i tend to put others first
life is a game, words are the aim and scrabble is its name, nothing looks better thn the soft shine of a 7 letter word in your tile rack.
diego maridona back of the net pele who?
ive got crap eyes and im often reminded about it.
over and outt

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.

"hello im scott and i have to flip a light switch off 17 times before i leave a room or my family will die."

My Interests

man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.

man who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes up with a smelly finger

"like a midget in a urinal im goin to have to keep on my toes."
"like a blind man in an o*gy im gona have to feel things out." frank drebin, police squad.

"I found tobacco on the setee and a strange but rather large hobo under your bed,christopher." mam/vanquisher of souls

"agh yes wasnt she the one who was beried in the "Y" shaped coffin"
Lord Black adder

I'd like to meet:

id like to meet
josh homes, leslie neilson, alice cooper, john lennon,
jim morrison, rory gahliger, bob ross.
getting neil buchanan to make me a biff wud be funny to

Music:

cnt be arsed like to much

umm

nah cant be arsed.

Once I had, a little game
I liked to crawl back into my brain
I think you know the game I mean
I mean the game called 'go insane'
Now you should try this little game
Just close your eyes forget your name
Forget the world forget the people
And we'll erect a different steeple
This little game is fun to do
Just close your eyes no way to lose
And I'm right there I'm going too
Release control we're breaking thru

Television:


Create your own Friend Test here

Once I had, a little game I liked to crawl back into my brain I think you know the game I mean I mean the game called 'go insane' Now you should try this little game Just close your eyes forget your name Forget the world forget the people And we'll erect a different steeple This little game is fun to do Just close your eyes no way to lose And I'm right there I'm going too Release control we're breaking thru

Books:

Allen Partridge - Bouncing Back
Me, Alice
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
no one here gets out alive

Heroes:

Ratman

My Blog

quiz

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by chris on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:01:00 PST