man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
man who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes up with a smelly finger
"like a midget in a urinal im goin to have to keep on my toes."
"like a blind man in an o*gy im gona have to feel things out." frank drebin, police squad.
"I found tobacco on the setee and a strange but rather large hobo under your bed,christopher." mam/vanquisher of souls
"agh yes wasnt she the one who was beried in the "Y" shaped coffin"
Lord Black adder
I'd like to meet:
id like to meet
josh homes, leslie neilson, alice cooper, john lennon,
jim morrison, rory gahliger, bob ross.
getting neil buchanan to make me a biff wud be funny to
Music:
cnt be arsed like to much
umm
nah cant be arsed.
Once I had, a little game
I liked to crawl back into my brain
I think you know the game I mean
I mean the game called 'go insane'
Now you should try this little game
Just close your eyes forget your name
Forget the world forget the people
And we'll erect a different steeple
This little game is fun to do
Just close your eyes no way to lose
And I'm right there I'm going too
Release control we're breaking thru
Television:
Create your own Friend Test here
Once I had, a little game I liked to crawl back into my brain I think you know the game I mean I mean the game called 'go insane' Now you should try this little game Just close your eyes forget your name Forget the world forget the people And we'll erect a different steeple This little game is fun to do Just close your eyes no way to lose And I'm right there I'm going too Release control we're breaking thru
Books:
Allen Partridge - Bouncing Back
Me, Alice
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
no one here gets out alive
