man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
man who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes up with a smelly finger
"like a midget in a urinal im goin to have to keep on my toes."
"like a blind man in an o*gy im gona have to feel things out."
frank drebin, police squad.
"I found tobacco on the setee and a strange but rather large hobo under your bed,christopher."
mam/vanquisher of souls
"agh yes wasnt she the one who was beried in the "Y" shaped coffin"
Lord Black adder
id like to meet
josh homes, leslie neilson, alice cooper, john lennon,
jim morrison, rory gahliger, bob ross.
getting neil buchanan to make me a biff wud be funny to
cnt be arsed like to much
umm
nah cant be arsed.
Once I had, a little game
I liked to crawl back into my brain
I think you know the game I mean
I mean the game called 'go insane'
Now you should try this little game
Just close your eyes forget your name
Forget the world forget the people
And we'll erect a different steeple
This little game is fun to do
Just close your eyes no way to lose
And I'm right there I'm going too
Release control we're breaking thru
Create your own Friend Test here
Once I had, a little game
I liked to crawl back into my brain
I think you know the game I mean
I mean the game called 'go insane'
Now you should try this little game
Just close your eyes forget your name
Forget the world forget the people
And we'll erect a different steeple
This little game is fun to do
Just close your eyes no way to lose
And I'm right there I'm going too
Release control we're breaking thru
Allen Partridge - Bouncing Back
Me, Alice
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
no one here gets out alive
Ratman