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Danielle

I am here for Friends

About Me

im 21 and like to laugh...touch me

My Interests

food, eating, sleeping, pillow fights, pepper on everything, dancing

I'd like to meet:

Scott from Creed: nothing gets me going like a leather-wrapped sugar daddy with a husky voice!!! i pee my pants thinking of his sultry good looks and luscious locks. Me at age 3: why? bc im flippin awesome! Kurt Cobain, John Jilly (i made that name up but if there is a real John Jilly...well, lets be friends). Finally...I want to meet Judy Fraser because she's a hero of mine and I look up to her in all ways. She "exudes" sophistication and has a sense of fashion like no other...maybe Joan Rivers. Wait a tick...Judy Fraser is my enemy!!! Seriously, can one person have anymore plastic surgery? and how hard is it to "forecast" the weather? the answer - NOT THAT HARD! Kous-Kous could do much better and he's a 4 year old down-syndrome polynesian made of cardboard! ive taken weather class with Ed so i know what im talking about. and hootie hoo day? cmon judy, ill hootie hoo you. by the way, why dont you wear sunglasses indoors? oh wait, you do! judy, lemme clue you in on a little secret...you dont need to "hide" behind sunglasses bc you arent a real celebrity...nobody likes you and nobody cares that youre on the LOCAL news. And do me a favor...quit shopping at every place i work!!!ps judy is a terrible golfer with fat calves

Music:

sublime and la bouche TECHNO

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber

Television:

SOUTH PARK, OC, most extreme elimination challenge

Books:

2 words: KAMA SUTRA

Heroes:

Jack Daniels

My Blog

Metros

Allstar Me 214: Isn't nipple the perfect word for what it is? Like, just saying it, you can figure out exactly what a nipple's like SoftBall Me 21: nipple just sounds rubbery and puckerish Allstar ...
Posted by Danielle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hmm

I dont think anyone actually reads this...so Im gonna keep it short.
Posted by Danielle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What pisses me off

After waking to the sweet sounds of some douche head playing hockey in the all I have decided to make a list of things that piss me off...in no particular order and subject to change, here they are- ...
Posted by Danielle on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST