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Random Guy

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About Me

FRIENDS REQUEST WITHOUT AN ACCOMPANYING MESSAGE WILL BE DENIED.
24% of lawns have some sort of lawn ornament.
I wasn't one of the cool kids in high school and I don't see any point in trying to do that here.
I am a veteran of the US army 89-93. I was an excellent intelligence analyst, but a poor soldier, so I decided not to stay. I would say, however, that machine guns are a lot of fun even if my unit just had crappy vietnam era m60's. I know a LOT about geo-politics, and may try to take the state department's foreign service exam. I love to debate poltics and listen to people I don't agree with.
The big engines you see pulling trains, although called "deisel engines", aren't really run by deisel engines. It is more accurate to call them electric trains, as they are essentially massive diesel generators that use electricity to power their drive systems and pull the cars behind them.
I recently got my first after-college job. If you ever want to know anything about insurance, ask me. (see "businesses" section)
I am good at science, linguistics, economics. I read physics and chemistry textbooks for fun. I read the Economist on a regular basis, as well as a LOT of other similar websites.
I remain current on military affairs.
I can say "thank you" in 19 languages.
I speak german pretty well, a little bit of spanish, a very small bit of arabic, and I will try to learn a little bit of chinese over the next year.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Above all else, I would like to leave the world a better place for my having been here. Corny, but deeply felt.
C4 plastic explosive gets its name from the fact that it is comprised of four carbon atoms and it's explosive kick from the fact that those atoms are arranged at 90 degree angles to each other.
PALM TREES ARE NOT TREES, THEY ARE A SPECIES OF GRASS.
"On some great and glorious day the plainfolks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ~H.L. Mencken (1880-1950)" The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. ~ Harlan Ellison (thanks to Baroness for that one)
My favorite element: Cesium
My favorite repeating decimal: 1/7
Obama for President. There, I said it.One of the greatest songs of all time.

My Interests

A lot of things. I read a lot. --- Linguistics, politics, economics, world politics, current events, science, technology, military affairs (US and otherwise). --- http://spacesolarpower.nasa.gov/ --- the future of energy

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet people who drink and hang out late at night, people who wear black, people who have never been on a football team, dark and mysterious types, accountants, professional barflies, grad students, models, artists, discontented, wierd, deviants, in short, most people who seem to be on myspace.

If you want to talk about something, message me. I like to listen to people talk about almost anything that interests them.
FRIEND REQUESTS WITHOUT A MESSAGE WILL BE DENIED.
I assume the majority of such requests are porn/advertising bots.

Music:

Damn near anything. I listen to loud crashing metal, soft cello concertos, everything between and a few things sideways to boot.What I have listened to in the last few weeks: Ministry, Clash, Led Zepplin, AfroPop, NPR News, Industrial/goth, techno, persian classical music, motown, Duke Ellington, Bach, Nitzer Ebb, Kraftwerk, Fluke, Blues Brothers, James Brown, and a lot of other stuff I have forgotten.SEND ME A SUGGESTION!!

Movies:

I like deep stuff with lots of meaning. And monkeys. Lots of a meaning with funny monkeys.

Television:

I don't watch a lot of tv, but I like my mind engaged when I do. Let's just say I usually avoid primetime on the major networks.

Books:

I used to work in bookstores during my undergrad studies. I am a voracious reader, and loved the job. Ah well. Time to do something that gives me health insurance. Anybody seen my soul? The boss says its time to give it up. sigh. Men who have two or more orgasms a week tend to live significantly longer than do those who have only one or none, according to research at Cardiff University in Wales.

Heroes:

Benjamin Franklin. Dream of the Endless. Sherlock Holmes: a flawed charactor (junkie) before they were in style. As for real people, I admire a lot of people who risk their lives for what they believe in, even if I don't agree with what they believe. Hamid Karzai. If you don't know who he is, you should. From everything I have seen of him, he is to be admired for his bravery and statesmanship.

My Blog

My Hays county caucus/convention experience.

Hays county was run pretty orderly, and the ending tally that went on to the state:34 Obama delegates,22 Clinton delegates, and a ton of alternates that would very likely not get the vote. The alterna...
Posted by Random Guy on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:42:00 PST

Random Guy 4, The Man 0

I have successfully gotten out of my last 3 speeding tickets.  Scot free.  No defensive driving, no nuthing. The fourth, I just didn't feel like messing with, so I did do online defensive dr...
Posted by Random Guy on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:53:00 PST

Borrowed essay from News and Politics forums.

[not mine, but I wish it were.  The tone is a bit harsher than I would choose, but captures the essence of my thoughts/feelings on the whole thing---RG]   Sometimes I feel so uncool.  N...
Posted by Random Guy on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:44:00 PST

Random factoid from deep in RG’s brain.

Random Guy's factoid of the month:A rule of thumb among linguists is that languages tend to change about 10% for every hundred years or so.  This means that over the course of centuries the chang...
Posted by Random Guy on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 02:29:00 PST

My pick for president

Obama. There, I said it.  Not that I think there is a chance in hell that Texas' electoral college votes will go to him, but I have made my decision.
Posted by Random Guy on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:57:00 PST

Mechanic Humor

QANTAS Airlines : Repair Division>>In case you need a laugh : Remember it takes a university degree toflya >plane,>but only a TAFE diploma to fix one>>After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form...
Posted by Random Guy on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:37:00 PST

New Hate Mail. YAY!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------From: (a silly angry guy)Date: Sep 24, 2007 9:58 PMstay the f*ck out of uncle sam's forums, cause you don't know sh*t. i don't know why he says he r...
Posted by Random Guy on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:45:00 PST

Brain function different between liberals, conservatives: study

Brain function different between liberals, conservatives: studyPosted 5 hours 32 minutes agoThe brains of liberals and conservatives respond differently to stimuli, scientists say. (File photo)The bra...
Posted by Random Guy on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:16:00 PST

Waiting on the eventuall market collapse.

[QUOTE]Scott wrote: Such a cataclysmic jolt could only happen as a result of two factors, China dumping its vast dollar reserves in reaction to the sub-prime mortgage collapse, which it has threatened...
Posted by Random Guy on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 06:36:00 PST

9-11 conspiracy rant that I will likely remove when sober

[QUOTE]Random Guy wrote:[QUOTE]Random Guy wrote:[QUOTE]katie wrote:Looking back.... it seem like you take a great amount of enjoyment from arguing with him. If you really think that, why do you bother...
Posted by Random Guy on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 09:39:00 PST