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About Me

The people that truly know, know that I can be a really nice guy if given the chance.Those who don't know me say I'm a PRICK. Well fuck them. I party like no ones business, I can be loud and annoying at times, but I have fun and what I don't remember never fuckin happened in the first place. You only go around this world once, so leave a lasting impression. I think I've accomplished just that. I love having a good time. When everyone is looking at my boozed up corpes(while listening to another one bites the dust)they will laugh and remember what a fucking TOOL BAG I was... OH Yeah I hate every bone in your body but mine!

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My Interests

porn and beer..in that order...

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anyone with fake boobs-whether woman or man-that shit would be funny, and sick. And the Bubba THE LOVESPONGE crew! And Dirty Sanchez!!! Sun Doesn't Rise Video Sun Doesn't Rise lyrics - Mushroomhead lyrics Mushroomhead Music Videos Music Video Codes by VideoCure

Music:

Floater,slipknot,mushroomhead,cindy fukin lauper,danzig,coheed and cambria,jo jo,david alan coe,all kinds a shit,Run D.M.C,Waylon,Willie, Pantera,H.I.M. Meshugga,Eazy-MUTHERFUCKIN-E, Strip-Club Shit,Ween,I.C.P. White Zombie, Old Offspring,Megadeth,CLUTCH,NWA,Too Short,H.I.M. Lamb of God,Michael Jackson,OLD metallica not that new shit

Movies:

half baked,busty cops,super troopers, pound my poon, Grandma's boy, Jay and silent Bob,SAW I II III, ALL PORNO!!! All Cheech and Chong,Blazing Saddles,Full Metal Jacket,Anything gangster-not gangsta

Television:

aqua teen hunger force,squidbillies,family guy,discovery science, Future weapons, Skinemax

Books:

club,swank,juggs,hustler, The full encyclopedia of the worlds serial killers, Back of the shamPOO bottle, JC Pennies bra section

Heroes:

straight male porn stars-Big HUGE fat guys with bitch titties that take their shirt off in very odd situations, And my Wonderful MOM.Motherfuckin'Rambo.And this killer frog. Thanks kermit