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Jason vs. Jude

Sounds like a sexy hamburger!

About Me

I color hair better than you can breathe. I jam on the one. I say hollar too much, but mean it with with humor and sincerity. I take pictures of everyone. I am prone to shaking my ass at publix on ponce (the music selection is REALLY good there sometimes, just like the chicken!) I get stupid, I mean outrageous.

My Interests

enviga. free sample laps around whole foods. late night laundry. green tea. nudie jeans. adult beverages. pocket change. telling random stories. visions. driving. entertaining clients with my scattered life. spinach and roasted garlic salads. road trips. diet beverage anything. party dips! emergen-c packets. splenda. lowriders. rat rod bobber motorcycles. more shoes. gettin' old.

I'd like to meet:

Yes, I took this one.

Music:

Always: Kelly VS. Jason "Float Off Your Shoulder" Summer Mashup '04. WVFS. Early-Mid-Late 90s (insert descriptor here)-core. Old Sad Bastard Music. Anything with a pedal steel guitar. Americana. Paul's Boutique. Crooked Fingers, The Clash, Against Me!, Neutral Milk Hotel, Whiskeytown, Moz, The Smiths, Descendents, Various Nuggetry, Cash, Hank, Iron and Wine, DJ Shadow, Jawbreaker (Dear You, learn it and know it from front to back), Mastodon, Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, Weezer (blue and pinkerton), Palatka, Reversal of Man, Swing Kids, John Lennon, The Boss, Interpol, Silver Jews, Rolling Stones, Joy Division, Ryan Adams w/ or w/out The Cardinals, and the iPod goes on and on and on...

Movies:

300!, Annie Hall, Band of Brothers, 24 Hour Party People, Velvet Goldmine, High Fidelity, Better off Dead, Goodfellas, Jaws, Documentaries and many other scattered guilty pleasures...You know what they are.

Television:

Any show where there is welding, wild animals, or WW2 involved. Sometimes you get lucky and hit the boxed trifecta.

Books:

The Art of War, A Confederacy of Dunces, A Peoples History of the United States, State by State with The State, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Sedaris, High Fidelity, Naked Pictures of Famous People, America (The Audio Book): A Citizens Guide to Democracy Inaction. Whatever happens to be next to my bed at the moment. I definately read more magazines, due to the nature of my business. But hey, it's how I keep on top of why Karl Lagerfeld has 80 iPods.

Heroes:

My immigrant great-grandparents. My grandparents. My folks. People who have/are helping me hone my craft. Anyone who has ever opened their own business, successful or not.

My Blog

Real Champaign for my friends...

I look at all of your pictures.  The good times.  The lives you are leading now.  All points of the globe.  And it's very comforting sometimes.  Comforting to know that you an...
Posted by Jason vs. Jude on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:11:00 PST

I hate my clients.

Ok, not really.  Actually I love them all.  Even the crazy ones.  And they know who they are, even though they will probably never read this.  Cuz you know...the plus 55 crowd aint...
Posted by Jason vs. Jude on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:18:00 PST

Pictures of You.

The summer after my senior year of high school I took a road trip with my friend Mike.  Graduation money in hand. Blue Astro Van.  Two smelly skater boys touring the east coast for falaffel,...
Posted by Jason vs. Jude on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:08:00 PST

Moving...again.

I have moving down to an art form.  I know every time I move, what I will end up doing.  Usuaully, I have a few boxes of stuff, I tend to throw in the back of the closet (from the last move)...
Posted by Jason vs. Jude on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:25:00 PST

Last Call

One. Maybe two.  Ok definately two nightsa week, at the most, of drinking will be allowed from now on.  Of course, unless there is a birthday, or some amazing ass show.  Ok, it really d...
Posted by Jason vs. Jude on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:19:00 PST

8 weeks.

Life has become broken up in little segments lately.  A lot of them having to do with 8 weeks.  This is the quote, unquote, acceptable amount of time to go between highlighting ones hair.&nb...
Posted by Jason vs. Jude on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 01:13:00 PST

Last night I dreamt...

It was one of those nights.  You find yourself eating breakfast with a cute girl, not because you just woke up, but because you are about to go to sleep.  As your drink 5 cups of coffee whil...
Posted by Jason vs. Jude on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 10:23:00 PST

My Little Sister is getting married!!!

So I look at this picture of myself, holding a beer...dancing my ass off.  20fucking8.  My sister is getting married in a little over 6 months from now.  I am not too sure right no...
Posted by Jason vs. Jude on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:22:00 PST

Myspace, The Bar

It's funny to hear people talk about Myspace now, in real life.  Remember those good ol' days, like 1996, when meeting people on the internet was considered "creepy?"  Damn thats a hard laug...
Posted by Jason vs. Jude on Fri, 12 May 2006 05:07:00 PST

The night I fell in love with The Pipettes.

I fell in love in England at a club called Mean Fiddler.  It was Frog night.  A celebration of rock n' roll, as it said on the flyer that got you in the door for free.  A rowdy group of...
Posted by Jason vs. Jude on Wed, 10 May 2006 10:41:00 PST