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O' Deuce

Life's a Joke, as long as you get the punch line

About Me


Captain Morgan, Poker & Redheads. I sell certain graphic and design software, also observe the insane lement that is society. Observing peoples behavior and mocking them when they dont understand it. I also enjoy fucking with peoples minds in the suttle way. Some Cabernet Sauvignon never hurts.

My Interests

Oh killing hookers! Captain Morgan. Mortification of the flesh, anything to get the adrenilyn going and chicken. Also I love poker, photoshop, my cute girly, pool, loud music. Hunting lawn Gnomes.

Music:



Tech N9ne , Eisbrecher , KMFDM , Oomph! , Megaherz,Rammstein , Rob Zombie , Dope , Gravity Kills , Prodigy, Crystal Method , MSI , Eazy E, NWA, Big Swiss (the raw dog). Mozart.

Movies:

The Fifth Element, Fight Club, Aliens, Anything Kevin Smith!, The Last Boyscout, Serenity, Rounders, Spaceballs, Nothing to Lose, Baseketball and im sure there are more.

Television:

Farscape! Family Guy, Simpsons, South Park, Action, Las Vegas, and most shows that are cancelled. We need a reailty show that tortures and murders reality show producers and the people that watch them.

Books:

Far Side, Garfield, I like the pictures. Philosophy and internet rants.

Heroes:

He was a profiteer not a pirate. Nick, when he drank that rubbing alcohol and antifreeze shot. Wait.. that was me. And comedian Doug Stanhope telling us what we are. People who believe what I believe. Pres Bush for stepping down from the office he wasnt elected for then blowing his head off... Come on... do the right thing.

My Blog

Kevin's Thoughts Today

AT&T and Verizon are lobbying to privatize the Internet, congress is passing online gambling prohibition, and lets not even get started on the Christian Coalition censorship. The Christian Coaliti...
Posted by O' Deuce on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 04:06:00 PST

Were all Fucked!

I thought I was a nice guy, just some things make perturbed to be an American. I just think we need to trim a bit off this wonderful land. You know trim the fat a little... Ya, and...
Posted by O' Deuce on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 01:40:00 PST

Pleasurable Nightmare

Pleasurable Nightmare (I'm not sure what I was feeling when I wrote this, you tell me) warmth inside a darkened holefrom which I squeeze your frozen soulI will not release control dening my inner suav...
Posted by O' Deuce on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 03:18:00 PST

THE KEVINS MOVIE RENTAL RULES:

THE KEVINS RENTAL RULESNever Rent:1. Movies featuring sex with pastry2. Movies starring a Bubblegum Pop Star3. Titles over 9 syllables4. Any movie staring Steven Segal!5. Sequels with an all new cast...
Posted by O' Deuce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Memoirs of the Melodramatic Moped Man

June 28 2001  The hot leather between my legs, the sheer power of the engine as I kick the throttle, the loud rub of the motor as I pin the accelerator. The power of sitting upon a moped is enough to...
Posted by O' Deuce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST