spontaneous. witty, passionate, and terribly understood. I like to talk about politics, sex, and religion. Shrimp cocktail and inappropriate; punctuation piss me off. So does apathy. You might see me engaging tv news anchors in heated, one-sided debates, making up queeny interpretive dances, saving kittens from trees, or delivering scathing one-liners about unsuspecting passerby. but my life aint all sunshine and candycorn...i got a nasty grapefruit juice habit, up to 1.5 quarts a day and it burns somethin furious. if you can get past that, you'll probably love me forever.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
cowgirls, mostly...but i'll settle for wealthy benefactors and ugly people with great personalities. and other grapefruit juice gourmands. indie rockers and tobey macguire need not reply.