Sounds like Jeff, Looks like Geeeoff [ABC][CHAMP]

I am going to turn my life around. Starting tomorrow.
I don't like seafood, and I never will. So don't tell me why I should like it. Trust me, I'll be fine.
There is one movie that has taken my last little bit of innocence, brought it out behind a shed, raped, and shot it. I will not mention it here.
I speak two languages: English and Sarcasm, and I have no problem showing off my bilingual skills. I took some Spanish in college, but I think it took me a week to forget all the stuff that I took a semester to learn. Now, the only Spanish I know is what I know from Taco Bell, and I usually can't even get that right.
I am a jack of all trades, but a master of none. This means that I'm moderately talented at 100% pf everything I do, but have about 0% chance of being awesome at any of it.
I'm trying to eat healthy, but I love shitty food. That is called a paradox.
I will talk to you if I don't know you. I like conversation and can chat with anyone. I also like to banter and argue.
I live with three of my good friends. We call it [ABC] Manor. You wish you could live here.
My family is very important to me.
The only two beverages I absolutley love are Mountain Dew and Monster Energy Drinks. Tea is not a beverage. Do not ask me to drink tea. Green Tea, Iced Tea, Hot Tea... ASS, ASS, ASS.
I treat my dogs like people and spoil them like crazy. Over the years I've learned that a dog may lick himself before kissing you, piss on your new table, chew up your belongings, and get hair all over your bed. But despite all of that, your dog will never lie to you. Your dog is the first one to greet you when you come home. Your dog is always happy to see you, and will show you more devotion than most people in this world.
I'm a nerd to the core. I love videogames, comic books, and science fiction stuff that would make a Trekkie yell "NERD ALERT!"
I love music of all genres and styles- I even enjoy stuff I'm ashamed to mention here... or anywhere else, for that matter.
I go to Wikipedia at least every other time I'm online, even though I know most of the site is bollocks.
I use the word bollocks despite the obvious handicap of not being from Europe.
I think that if I didn't have movies or music that I would be a truly lost soul without a purpose. I am definitely a child of my generation and would have never made it out alive if I was born to an age without TV or videogames.
When I was young, I used to reenact all of Back to the Future in its entirety. My dad tells me all the time about how I ruined several good pairs of speakers during the Johhny B Goode scene: All I can say is you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs.
I have an UNCANNY ability to memorize and recite stuff from movies, televison shows, songs, and conversations. But I have the hardest time remembering my family's birthdays. It's all about the priorities.
I may be the most impatient person on the planet. If I don't have to wait for something, I won't.
My dad is maybe the strongest person I've ever known. He's done and seen things that would cause most people in this world to cower and run. He's just been through some rough times in his life, and I'm proud of him for surviving it all.
There are few things I enjoy more in this world over laughing and comedy. Who doesn't like to share a laugh with someone? That's right, nobody! That question is rhetorical!
I hate losing. I don't care if it's a simple game of Monopoly. I'm a sore loser. If you rub it in when you beat me at something: you had better beat me every time, because you will NEVER hear the end of it if you don't.
I find those Geico caveman commercials hilarious... absolutley fucking hilarious. The show? They made a television show about those Geico cavemen? Are you fucking serious? Please ignore anything positive I've said about the Geico cavemen.
I am not a gambler, I am a poker player. There is a difference. Gambling implies that you are not in control. In poker, you are in control and it's only gambling when you make it gambling.
I love pro football and my beloved Philadelphia Eagles. I hate, hate, hate the Dallas Cowboys... with every fiber of hatred that runs through my cold, dark, veins I hate the Dallas Cowboys. If there is a day I hate anything or anyone in this world as much as the Dallas Cowboys, I will feel deep remorse for whatever or whomever that is. Seriously. I fucking hate the Dallas Cowboys.
I am addicted to my Blackberry. It seems to be the window to my world and the heart of my social life. It's a leash and I am it's dog.
One thing I really, truly don't get is politics. It's like wrestling: everyone knows that the people involved are faking it and that they are terrible actors, but people still watch it like crazy and argue about it as if it's all real. That is my soap box, and I just stood on it: suck it.
I haven't ever been in a fight. I like to attribute this to my amazing physique and intimidating looks.
"Remember when you're a kid and you think your Dad is Superman? Then you grow up and realize he's just a drunk who wears a cape." -Dave Attell
"Fuck Nick Cannon." -Dave Chappell
"Welcome to the suck." -Jarhead
"How Tyler saw it was that getting God’s attention for being bad was better than getting no attention at all. Maybe because God’s hate is better than His indifference. If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose? We are God’s middle children, according to Tyler Durden, with no special place in history and no special attention. Unless we get God’s attention, we have no hope of damnation or redemption. Which is worse, hell or nothing? Only if we’re caught and punished can we be saved." -Fight Club
"Pull your hands away. I'm gone (goodbye), it's so depressing. Withering away. Take a look (inside), my soul is missing. All I have is dead, so I'll take you with me. Feel like I'm erased, so kill me just in case." -Slipknot
"Teardrops in the rain. They all look the same. Dancing down the drain. A signal out of range. And I've seen the ghost that never dies stoking the fire behind your eyes. I read the words between the lies. I've seen the serpents in disguise." -Three
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Revenge is the main motive here. You were wronged, and now it is time for others to pay the price. You are not someone I would cross.
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