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Kyle...

I don't spell 'punks' with a fucking 'x'

About Me

Well, not much to say about me. I'm an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church Monastery, which basically means I get to legally marry people and call myself Reverend. I play lead guitar in the band

Scrambled Fetus.

We're a d-beat punk band. You'll like us. I'm incredibly laid back. I'm a musician. I'm totally and completely in love with my girlfriend, Yesska . She's like, all cool n stuff. I believe in pretty much all the anarcho and crust beliefs, except for veganism. I love eating animals. Mmm mm mmm. I love my music and my guitar more than anything else. I'm a sarcastic bastard with a heart of gold. I hate hippies, and old people.

My Interests

I like guitar. I also love goin' to shows. You know, bands n stuff. I like playing shows too. Seein' everybody in the crowd just watching ME perform, ME pouring my heart and soul out... and THEM appreciating it. Makes me feel good.

I'd like to meet:

Dino from Dystopia, Keith Morris, all the lads from Filth, and your mother.

Music:


Acid Bath
Agents of Oblivion
Anti-Nowhere League
Circle Jerks
Deadboy and the Elephantmen
the Misfits
Suicidal Tendencies
Subhumans
UK Subs
Pigface
Ministry
TOOL
Kmfdm
PLACEBO
Pigface
NIN
Ministry
Bile
Hate Dept.
Hanzel und Gretyl
MSI
Mdmfk
Meg Lee Chin
Reverend Horton Heat
Clutch
Unida
Chemlab
Jared Louche and the Aliens
Joe Strummer
Jakob
Bozo Porno Circus
Imbue
Faith No More
Mr. Bungle
h3llb3nt
Failure
Samhain
Danzig
Dry Kill Logic
Drumattica
Floater
Nick Cave
Velvet Acid Christ
Combichrist
Black from the Dead
The Bronx
Every Time I Die
Scarlet
Madball
Earth Crisis
Christ Analogue
Tech N9ne
Acumen Nation
Dj? Acucrack
Iron Lung Corp
Black Flag
The Dwarves
Aphex Twin
Queens of the Stone Age
Radiohead
Jane's Addiction
Salmon
16 volt
Reagan SS
Skinny Puppy
Kyuss
Fu Manchu
Ween
Doom
Aus Rotten
Crass
Scrambled Fetus
The Partisans
The Pogues
Behind Enemy Lines
Tipper's Gore
Caustic Christ
The Meteors
The Cramps
Oi Polloi
Against-Empire
Discharge
The Varukers
Dayglo Abortions
Ciril
Filth
Blatz
Reagan Youth
Dead Kennedys
Hellbastard
Grimple
Dystopia
Charged!GBH
Kalmah
Emperor
Necrophobic
Goatwhore
MDC
The Exploited
Cress
Riistetyt
Cryptic Slaughter
Subhumans
Dead Boys
TSOL
The Restarts
Ausgebombt
Some GG Allin
The Mentors
Rudimentary Peni
Fields of Shit
Neurosis
Necros
Mouth Sewn Shut
Born/Dead
Ludicra
Kreator
Anti-Product
The Profit$
Holokaust
Bad Acid Trip
Nuclear Rabbit
Sleep Terror
Destroyer666
Battalion of Saints

Movies:

Old School
Edward Scissorhands
Nightmare Before Christmas
Dazed and Confused
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Ghost in the Shell
Requiem for a Dream
The Matrix (first one only)
JFK
Pink Floyd's The Wall
Eternal Sunshine
Man in the Moon
Catch Me If You Can
SLC-Punk
Orgazmo
Party Monster
Pulp Fiction
The Sultan Sea
Reservoir Dogs
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Rushmore
The Royal Tenenbaums
Basically anything Wes Anderson does I like.
Pink Flamingos

Television:

Chappelle's Show.

My Blog

Scrambled Fetus!

Yes, Scrambled Fetus is finally goin'. We're a crust-hardcore-punk band, and we are the best ever. We still need a drummer, but that's not stopping us from writing songs! Jesse Taco and I are about to...
Posted by Reverend NFC on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:59:00 PST

omg now you have to fill out something about me omg omg.

What would you do/say if:I committed suicide:I said I liked you:I kissed you:I lived next door to you:I stole something:I was hospitalized:I ran away from home:I got into a fight and you weren't there...
Posted by Reverend NFC on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:53:00 PST

Broken Shell - Sums up just about how I feel.

Broken Shell Human = Garbage (1994) Dystopia   why do you rape my mindsoul bodyfine lifemy giftdeceasedkill my only pridedielove in decietwe live in sadnesssilencegood byesteal my soulthe torture...
Posted by Reverend NFC on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 01:10:00 PST

Denim Demon

DENIM DEMONArtist: TurbonegroAlbum: Ass CobraLabel: Boomba RecordsYear: 1996 I tried to be part of the scene -Bought all the records and magazines -But all the kids they put me down -laughed and sai...
Posted by Reverend NFC on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 01:22:00 PST

Woot! We are 138!

At this exact second of my myspace profiles existance, I have 138 friends. Which reminds me that I <3 the Misfits. Such a random and pointless post. Score! Oh yeah go check out my band at the Dragonfl...
Posted by Reverend NFC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fuck Yeah! I'm seein' Soulfly, bitches!

Booyah, I love Indie 103.1... because I won fuckin' Soulfly and Morbid Angel tickets from 'em! Yes!! Not quite sure who I'm takin' with me yet... hmmm oh the possibilities.
Posted by Reverend NFC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wee, played my first show!

Yeah, I just played my first show on Tuesday, at the Dragonfly. It was awesome! And, I got free drinks at the bar, which is always nice. We played an excellent show, if ya were there, thanks for comin...
Posted by Reverend NFC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wow

haha i'm high. and my show's comin' up on tuesday! woo! all of ye bastards in el lay better go. :-D i can't believe i'm back in no. hollywood again finally. redding kicked fucking ass. i miss it. even...
Posted by Reverend NFC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yeah.

i just broke up with erin... i feel like shit about it, and a dick, and not even sure if it was the best decision... but i dunno, i've been feeling like i'm in an uncomfortable situation for the longe...
Posted by Reverend NFC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

holy shit, everyone who's anyone will read this cuz this is crazy news

Well, my sister (also our vocalist in our band) met with our manager last night, and showed him our rough demo that we had recorded... He liked it. This guy is very influential in the music business, ...
Posted by Reverend NFC on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST