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About Me

So I teach prekindergarten, take classes (I'm on the 10 year plan), go out with friends, bowl (I'm that awesome at it), and sleep. I love sleeping. Lazy Sundays are my forte. What else is there to say...oh, I'm super awesome. Yep. Sometimes I wish I wasn't a broke ass bitch and could afford to go out as much as I'd like to. I've lived here all my life, and plan to hopefully transfer to a University somewhere where there isn't a crap load of humidity and it's warm. I'm competitive when it comes to sports and games, even the ones I suck at. (Fuck Risk, I hate that game.) Yes I am a Dallas Cowboys fan, get over it. According to my friends I'm a dork to the max but they wouldn't change that. I love making people laugh, which they seem to do a lot of when I'm around doors. I have the most awesome friends ever. You may share them with me if you're nice enough, and can put up with their asshole tendencies.. I can be absentminded sometimes, forget things quite often, and I have an issue with gravity. I'm convinced I should have a butler named Henderson, and nothing can change that. Also, I'm bringing back the high five, so pony the fuck up and do it. When I can I like to bust out the "sprinkler" and "lawn mower" when out dancing, so be warned.

My Interests

teaching, bowling, sleeping, drinking, finding the perfect couch to veg out on on Sundays, music, dancing, reading.

I'd like to meet:

People who can spell. For the love of jeebus, people who can spell.

Music:

All types. Name it, I probably listen to it. You bet your ass if I know the lyrics to the song, I will bust out with them. Especially in my car, when I think no one is looking.

Movies:

Just about anything will interest me, depending on my mood.

Television:

The foodnetwork and hgtv. I swear it's like a cult, they just suck you in. Grey's Anatomy. Deal or No Deal. The Simpsons. Family Guy. Adventures in Hollyhood.

Books:

I'll read just about anything. I also have a horrible interest in modern day romance novels.

Heroes:

My dad. You guys know how awesome he is. Admit it.

My Blog

me vs the slip n slide

i have aquired a few nice bruises from the slip n slides. but it was a hell of a good time, that's for sure. there will be more slip n slide days in the future, this time with MORE alcohol!...
Posted by Manda on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 10:44:00 PST

hindsight is 20/20

anotha day anotha dolla'. shoop. and no it's not supposed to make sense, it just is.
Posted by Manda on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:22:00 PST

and this is why

you should never get me and sara drunk with a megatouch video game. it might not make sense or even be funny to you, but at the time it was fucking hilarious to us, and that's all that matters. and go...
Posted by Manda on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:00:00 PST

me vs. the slinky round 1

im going to get this damn thing to go all the way down the stairs if it kills me. my dad tried it and told me it was a fake slinky and then asked me how the hell i got stuck with a fake slinky and tha...
Posted by Manda on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:58:00 PST

when the wall and stairs beat me up.

i posted pics of my injuries on here. it feels about as bad as it looks. good going team drunk bitch. im positive it'll be even MORE colorful tomorrow! note to self, take heels off before attempting s...
Posted by Manda on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:20:00 PST

why trampolining plus alcohol dont mix

a) you can fall off, which i did b) you can end up with bruises all over your legs from falling off by the end of the night, which i have c) when wearing a strapless bra, provides little support, whic...
Posted by Manda on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 07:17:00 PST

no, it's not a fucking perm.

to answer the lady who asked me if my hair was permed...no it's not. i have naturally curly hair god damnit. and i need to get to sleep. that's all.
Posted by Manda on Fri, 26 May 2006 11:12:00 PST

Once again. why i should bubble wrap myself

so, i was trying to shut a window at work yesterday when it got stuck. so being the absentminded person i am, i placed my finger right in the line of fire. as i was tugging and grunting and jerking th...
Posted by Manda on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 07:01:00 PST

this just in

i suck at life. totally. i need to take life 101.
Posted by Manda on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 05:07:00 PST

no really

i did use to play the cello. stick that in your pipe and smoke it. im thinking of actually taking it back up again. oooh how smart i will seem then.
Posted by Manda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST