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carb los

pinche vatos

About Me


can't ride a bicycle no-handed or dive head first into water.


old skateboards. multimedia & multi-tasking. post-it-notes. the last of the art & lotto gang. highlighter pens, markers, and free office supplies. profit on that. stella. bittorrent. mac... both. powerbook and lip cond addict. pro-emoticon for '07. checkbook. post-it notes. vivace. late movies. chopsticks. smell of skunks. sarcastic. smart-ass. always cold. swiffer magic. look tired. this charming man. VEGAN. part edamame, tofu, & other soy products. anti-atkins. pro bad free haircuts. light-headed easily. americanos. nerdom, nerdatron, & wizardry. the skateboards & the bikes. teh DS. cat hair & 'dust-bunnies' everywhere. old junk & record hunt. cats.
esp mine
.

My Interests


my dewdlers & my lady. lil' cat the zoe. my fam. tattoos. teh hi-tek. aesthetics. the telly. the 60's and 70's. le bicycle. mighty o. le mac powerbook & ipods. music. art. veganism. really good shows, for once, please. incense overdose. safari & firefox. osx. tiger. anti-stress. forvever french press. small furry animals. slip-on vans. politics, conspiracy theories, current affairs, and modern propaganda. skateboarding, music, and movies, film, the cinema, etc. etc. obviously. strong drinks and good friends. lone wolf. strong black coffee. starting multiple books and never finishing any. red wine. records & old cassette tapes. thai food. parking spot. thrift & antique shacks. sketchy places. wheres the next whiskey bar. records. makers. old things. anti-cab. anti-umbrella. chapstick addiction. click and drag. click and drag.

love life

I'd like to meet:


i gave up meat.

but i heard i have a little twin brother working at the 85th street starbucks across the water

Music:


music to my ears... vinyl. old stories. the sounds of riding skateboards with my friends. the sound of my cat purring and meowing. and as for what goes in my ipod and plays on my record player... sleep. blood brothers. alice cooper. the knife. the black angels. the make up. blonde redhead. edith piaf. joy division. black dice. mates of state. refused. vietnam. miles davis. the juan maclean. slayer. orchid. blood on the wall. deerhoof. doomriders. old man gloom. lcd soundsystem. dfa records. unwound. bloc party. french toast. the arcade fire. drive like jehu. angel hair. death from above 1979. dead skin mask. heroin. swing kids. iconoclast. antischism. botch. unbroken. sex positions. some girls. the ponys. the bronx. at the drive-in. converge. the creation. these arms are snakes. playing enemy. shellac. unkle. muse. the fever. hoover. the vss. the rapture. the calculators. interpol. the unicorns. ink & dagger. le tigre. craw. jesus lizard. n.w.a. eazy-e. lungfish. liars. kiss it goodbye. pj harvey. my morning jacket. nation of ulysses. aesop rock. regulator watts. moving units. maiden. the dazzling killmen. skynyrd. the pixies. the stooges. the faint. the animals. weird war. black flag. hot snakes. the black keys. franz ferdinand. bob dylan. the doors. sabbath. hendrix. zeppelin. buck 65. pink floyd. fugazi. the beatles. dj shadow. john lennon. ugly cassanova. old sparkmarker. the locust. bl'ast. ccr. the who. radiohead. the stones. bjork. built to spill. unkle. sigur ros. anticon. bob marley. the misfits. bad brains. blue tip. modest mouse. elliot smith. today is the day. neurosis. deadguy. portishead. santana. clouddead. the smiths. rocket from the crypt. early dischord and old sst stuff. anticon. blah, blah, blah. you get the idea.
ONLY THE GOOD STUFF.

Movies:

thrasher shotgun. children of men. the fountain. old boy. bukowski: born into this. brick. the jerk. doctor detroit. the descent. nightwatch. green street hooligans. memoirs of a geisha. the hills have eyes. le pacte des loups. munich. the constant gardener. lord of war. me and you and everyone we know. march of the penguins, mr. & mrs. smith, my summer of love, mclibel, house of wax, born into brothels, Dot the I, High Tension. the warriors. best in show, sin city, crash, lost angels. the outsiders. the wanderers. city of god. american graffiti. Hotel Rwanda, The Motorcycle Diaries, the corporation. confessions of a dangerous mind. War Photographer. sex and lucia. jeux d'enfants. american psycho. sideways. pi. bad education. secret things. i'm not scared. anything with martin lawrence. you so crazy, I

Television:


cspan, Extras (BBC), the daily show, colbert, dave chappelle, (oh and all the other stupid shows you watch too), dvds, place for my cat to sleep, and of course The Office (only the BBC as the US vers. is complete rubbish). and i usually prefer links to the tube... err, wait, i like tv. all tv. it's my only sibling.
relax.

Books:

reads... subtitles. ny times. adbusters. the onion. juxtapoz. thrasher. skate mags. vietnam diaries. the nation. the news. misc propaganda. a couple unfinished books. newpapers. intarweb news and articles. email. bills. menus. labels. ingredients. signs. horoscopes. body language. hidden messages. between the lines.
internets?

Heroes:

my father and my mother.

...and david brent.

My Blog

the magic elixir and deer hunter...

1. A cuddler?Its a toss up between me and my cat. First to smother the other wins. Julie Gianni dies in Vanilla Sky, but not quite like that scene. Or was that the other girl. Unknown. To the matresse...
Posted by carb los on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 12:16:00 PST

it's...

past your bedtime and you shouldn't be reading about the most amazing sweatsuit I've ever seen.it's covered in diamonds and has a grim reaper hoodie.tonite, everything went blackjack! ps. yesss...!!!...
Posted by carb los on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 02:19:00 PST

bloody, mental.

everything.all o' you lot.and it's just getting started.carcass of a man returning to fine form. the living death.the black plague and the texas tease?as i recall, i read something about that in the p...
Posted by carb los on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:28:00 PST

dirty querty. someone set us up the bomb.

The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself:1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?bike racing. spandex was there too. true story. but recently had ideas of one shaved leg and ...
Posted by carb los on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 03:12:00 PST

"let's try to throw down ballast and rise in the sky, to the cloud number nine"

Hello! My name is Anastasiya, Nastya for short. I want to get acquainted with someone who will understand me and who will be interested in me and our further correspondence. And I hope that you will n...
Posted by carb los on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 04:03:00 PST

just between you and mugatu...

lasts and 8's, who knows mister ballstein.let me show you, the future, of fashion...crackwhores or the kraken?yeap. both. ----8. last cigarette: some french one, when the friendly canadians lasses wer...
Posted by carb los on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:51:00 PST

takin' a bloody number two

two words...1. Yourself:charming man.2. Your bf/gf?mailorder bride.3. Your hair?homemade haircuts.4. Your Mom:heart her.5. Your father:always forever.6. Your Favorite Item:each day.7. Your dream last ...
Posted by carb los on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:57:00 PST

be a mindsticker

top 10......the black angels and the new converge...the krew and skateboards...the classics...the injuries...the pains...the good times...the bad times...the netflix...the death...the tomorrow...
Posted by carb los on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:39:00 PST

oofff

being tyra for halloween would be the scariest costume yet......
Posted by carb los on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 03:00:00 PST

easily kitteeen entertained

where'd all the crackheads and junkies go?its like the scene in vanilla sky where mental cruise drives into times square and is all alone.my neighborhood in crapitol hill was clean for a day. going fo...
Posted by carb los on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:51:00 PST