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Dave the Heavy Metal Slave

Just when I thought I'd find no lower level...A DEMON APPEARED AND THREW ME A SHOVEL! ...Pit of the

About Me

ok...I ptretend I can sing and play the guitar. I even do it in a band! Its called RIPCHAIN. Im a proud parent of two boys,ages 9 and 4. They live with their mom. I see them a few times a week.I have an AMAZING, KICK ASS girlfriend who has many talents of her own. She is currently Ripchain's Art Director and Promotions Manager.SHES HOT.;) Im very adventurous. I often do things spontaneously at the drop of a hat. ( schedules take the life out of stuff sometimes! ) Im an artist, and an aspiring screenwriter. I have two screenplays in the works. Im also a bit of a movie nerd. I COULD WATCH 3 A DAY if it were realistically possible. I prefer horror as long as they are good, however APOCALYPTO rules! THE DESCENT is one of my favorites. It was done by Neil Marshall. He was also the man responsible for my favorite Werewolf movie DOG SOLDIERS. If youd like to know more about me just ask. Im an open book. :) ..

My Interests

Music,my two kick-ass little boys,drawing,movies and going to dinner.Someday when Im not hindered by the lack of mass amounts of cash, I want to skydive,hang glide,parasail, travel exotic parts of the world,ride every major roller coaster on the planet, and learn to fly a plane, and a helicopter.....how 'bout that.

I'd like to meet:

James Hetfield,Neil Marshall,Mel Gibson,Danny Elfman and Rob Zombie...to name a few. THE MAN This is the scene from Neil Marshall's "THE DESCENT" that made the entire theatre jump from their seats....COOL! Mel Gibson's APOCALYPTO pulled no punches...BRUTAL!!! The man behind the music of THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, MEN IN BLACK, and many others. I'd like to see what HE might have done with Metallica's music. Michael Kaman flat out sucked. It was pathetic.BRILLIANT MAN...PERIOD.

Music:

Old skool Metallica, Slayer, Black Sabbath...and sometimes I like a little Polka whilst I dance on the table with my accordion.( if you believe that...)
.. You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


100%

Goth


25%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


5%

Emo


5%

Trendy


5%

Skater


0%

Prepy


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Movies:

HOLY HELL!!!!! APOCALYPTO....IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER WRITTEN! The Descent is a close second...and then possibly Lord of the Rings Trilogy.Mel Gibson is brilliantly insane. "Mad MEL" has done it again. Apocalypto can be viewed from so many levels its crazy...watch it.

Television:

The outer limits and the Simpsons.I prefer movies over tv.
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Books:

I dont read,I have a guitar.:
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Heroes:

Mel Gibson and Neil Marshall.

My Blog

ATTENTION....WEB CAM WHORES

FUCK OFF!!!!!! I get ten requests a day from you slutty bitches!!! JUST STAND ON THE CORNER LIKE EVERY OTHER SLUT! Oh..wait, do you think because you can't SEE your JOHN that, that makes you "NOT A P...
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On Laura Schlesinger's radio show recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination, according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. T...
Posted by Dave the Heavy Metal Slave on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 08:14:00 PST