Reverend Zach Brandner - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am reformed. For so long I have traveled the path of evil. This has led me to nothing but loneliness, pain, physical hunger and greed. I became physically obese, unhappy as the devil filled my soul. "Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the LORD God had made." Then, as I sat one day, eating the last of my hostess cup triple pack, I realized the LORD has never stopped loving me. I do not need to search the world for happiness. HE will provide it to me as long as I place my faith with the LORD. "Don't you know that you yourselves are God's temple and that God's Spirit lives in you? If anyone destroys God's temple, God will destroy him; for God's temple is sacred, and you are that temple." I have found the LORD and he has shown me happiness through fitness. I am here to spread this love to everyone who would have it. Through exercise I can show you the love the LORD has for everyone, no matter your abilities or disabilities. As my friend you are welcome to join me for a workout and we can discuss the role the LORD has for you. Amen.

My Interests

Supplements, free weights, the bible, baby powder, singlets, spandex and my bible study gym.

I'd like to meet:

All fitness fanatics and fat feeders alike. Join me at my gym and we'll "Lift for the LORD".

Music:

Most of the music I like ends up in VW commercials and movie trailers. Nothing religious about this.Past: Descendents, Pixies, Smiths, Bad Religion, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Lagwagon, Motorhead, Citizen Fish, Jawbreaker.Present: Spoon, Trail of Dead, Kinks, Pixies, Stereotyperider, Fugazi, Alaska, Bowie, Caesars, Walkmen, Stooges, Pinback, Nine Black Alps, Beck, English Beat.Future: Lansing-Dreiden, Aggrolites, Spoon, Long Winters, Boss Martians, Big In Japan, Pixies, Soundtrack of our Lives, Sliversun Pickups.PS: Beware of Matisyahu- he does not believe in the LORD.

Movies:

Passion of the Christ, Pumping Iron, anything with Tony Little in it, bodybuilding documentaries and Kazaam (Shaq deserved an oscar).

Television:

No. TV is a root of obesity. The LORD will not stand an idle temple.

Books:

The bible, readers digest, Muscle and Fitness and Supplement Weekly.

Heroes:

The LORD, Arnold Swarzenegger, Lou Ferrigno, Tony Little and Eugen Sandow

My Blog

Survivor

I saw one of the Cook Island Survivor contestants at the gym today. I forgot his name but he was the copy salesman guy on the white team. He thought he was the shit, walking around ma...
Posted by Reverend Zach Brandner on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:10:00 PST

The Twenty-Third Pound

My appetite is my shepherd.I Always Want.It maketh me to sit down and stuff myself.It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.It leadeth me in the path ofBurger King for a Whopper.It destroyeth my sh...
Posted by Reverend Zach Brandner on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:32:00 PST