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Dusty

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About Me

Some people have "Gaydar", I have "Retardar", the second i meet someone retarded, I know it....

My Interests

Midget Porn...Bigfoot...The inside of my body...Playing with fire...Jesus...Satan...Dill Pickles.

I'd like to meet:

Heath Ledgers Pharmacist...

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Green plaid

Music:

H.I.M....KIllswitch Engage...CKY...Turbo Negro....The Killers....Ted Leo and the Pharmacists....Electric Six....Eagles of Death Metal.

Movies:

Kalifornia..True Romance..Deep Throat.

Television:

Walker Texas Ranger

Books:

To kill a mockingbird...Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.Are you there god, its me Margaret, Superfudge

Heroes:

Christopher Reeves...pre-accident..Larry Craig..post scandal..

My Blog

Feelin down?

When i start feeling down, about myself...I go to the Liquor Store first thing when it opens on a Sunday morning....After seeing all the bulbous purple noses, and red blotchy skin, I Start feeling bet...
Posted by Dusty on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:59:00 PST

Sex

Last night i came to the realization, that sex is like toast...it's better without the crust..
Posted by Dusty on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 03:16:00 PST

Genitals

Today, I have one hand in my pocket, and i am feeling a little cocky.....
Posted by Dusty on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 09:28:00 PST

Moving..

I just moved to Boise folks...Time to rock out with me CO*K out.........the word was CORK folks...SO if you are living in or around the Boise area, let me buy you a drink..Perhaps smoke Crack, and rel...
Posted by Dusty on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 01:41:00 PST

Jebus

What would Jesus do......for a Klondike bar???
Posted by Dusty on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 09:35:00 PST

The Prarie Way

Today i have decided to start living the "Prarie Way"...Try to be more like Charles Ingalls...."Cash on the Barrel, that's what Pa always says"...
Posted by Dusty on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:59:00 PST

Today's Quote

Set you goals low, real fucking low..Then you might actually achieve them.
Posted by Dusty on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:42:00 PST

Idaho, and dapimp

I am living in Idaho now. I forgot how bad it sux. When the lord closes a door, he opens a window....then he reaches in the open window, and punches you in the balls.....
Posted by Dusty on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:58:00 PST

me

It's a dog eat dog world..and i am wearing alpo underwear.
Posted by Dusty on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:44:00 PST