TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John
Birthday: 12/01/1979
Birthplace: Hersham
Current Location: My Computer
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5,9''ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Huh?
The Shoes You Wore Today: My work safety shoes complete with lovely reflective bits
Your Weakness: Peanut M &M's & Kryptonite
Your Fears: A busted reunion or being forced to listen to My Cunting Romance on an endless loop
Your Perfect Pizza: comes with a free nude supermodel
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A chav free society or a lottery win. I'm not 100% sure which one would be preferable
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't really use i.m.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Woo Hoo! Morning Wood! Wonder if the missus is awake yet and if the kid's will stay asleep for a few more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: Alan Bond my collegue says my cock. I agree with him
Your Bedtime: Whenever i damn well feel like it!
Your Most Missed Memory: How can you have a most missed memory. surely if you don't remember, then it's not a memory
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mc Donalds fries and shakes,Burger King burgers
Single or Group Dates: Single dates,Group Orgies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: I do
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!. I'm really bastarding good at it too
Do you Sing: Only to myself. In my head i've got a fantastic voice
Do you Shower Daily: depends how often it rains
Have you Been in Love: currently
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: i am
Do you belive in yourself: yeah,it's others who don't see my greatness
Do you get Motion Sickness: no. i try not to move to much tho just in case
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm no hoff but i'm ok i spose
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: They're alright
Do you like Thunderstorms: As long as i'm indoors,they're great
Do you play an Instrument: the skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no. sadly
In the past month have you Smoked: Daily
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not besides paracetamol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i'm married
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no,i shop online usually. It's a lot less hassle
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no,but i have eaten lots of bags of peanut M & M's
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Don't like fish. Never mind raw fish!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No. Security was too tight
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's February and i live in the uk. What a stupid fucking question. It's cold enough already without taking my clothes off and jumping in water
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only some hearts
Ever been Drunk: I've only been drunk once. It's just lasted 15 years
Ever been called a Tease: not that i know of. I have been called everything else tho so it's possible
Ever been Beaten up: No. I know kung fu
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: quickly or as a 110 year old billionaire who dies while making love to my wife who is an 18 year old underwear model, in my private jet
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Chuck Norris
What country would you most like to Visit: Been there. Italy (I'm part italian)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't mind
Favourite Hair Color: red, NOT ginger tho
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: don't mind
Weight: less than me ideally,but i'm not picky
Best Clothing Style: None
Number of Drugs I have taken: Types or induvidually?
Number of CDs I own: 400+
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 9
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing. If i did it ,it was done in the name of art
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You Are Bert
Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don't love them!
You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you
You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil
How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others The Sesame Street Personality Quiz
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