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Evan

get the cock before i do

About Me

Get yourself conneted the writings on the wall and if you're not neglected stumble you might fall (stumble you might fall)Evan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!he,he

My Interests

Skateboarding, computer hacking, Alien.gov, driving people insane, paintball, and finally, shooting up people with my paintball gun.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever invented homework so I can shoot them with a 12 guage

Music:

Anything that has a sick beat.

Movies:

First off, I'd like to thank Michael Jackson for being there for me when I needed a good raping. Anyways, The Rock, Man on Fire, Finding Nemo, Underworld, Napoleon Dynamite, Don't Be a Menace, Minority Report..and others that I can't think of..

Television:

The Apprentice, The Contender..every other show blows dick!

Books:

Anyone who reads books is fucking gay.

Heroes:

...myself..