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About Me

www.TEDEADVENTURES.com
Hi my name is Ted E ... and I'm the butt of all the jokes at www.tedeadventures.com . I'm 37 years old, I reside in Fort Lauderdale, Florida and I've been beaten, blown up, chopped up, shot, mangled and maimed for the viewing pleasure of an audience that I've never even seen. Keep checking www.tedeadventures.com for updates and new episodes of me being absolutely humiliated and tortured for your viewing pleasure.

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My Interests

Long walks on the beach, candle-lit dinners, romantic movies, being shot in the face at close range, getting beaten to the point where I resemble a soiled maxi-pad, swan diving into a garbage disposal and ball-room dancing.

Music:

Slayer, GWAR, Panacea, Cannibal Corpse, Morbid Angel and Spice Girls.

Movies:

All the episodes I'm at a star of on www.tedeadventures.com , All Things Troma, Brother Bear, The Jungle Book, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Aliens and Gigli.

Television:

All the episodes I'm the star of on www.tedeadventures.com Queer Eye and anything on Animal Planet ...

Books:

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