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Your Political Profile:
Overall: 90% Conservative, 10% Liberal
Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Ethics: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
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Whatever sounds good: Country, Rock 'n Roll, R & B, Classical, Christian, Top 40, and of course Veggie Tales
DeJa Vu, Night at the Museum, Bad Company, National Treasure, Indiana Jones, Air Force One
FRIENDS, CSI, Sex & the City, NCIS, The Unit, House
Do You Ever Notice: No one is listening until you make a mistake
ALL of our US Military men & women, People who aren't affraid to stand up for what they believe in, My dad for teaching us how to be successful and determined, My mom for always being there for us, and Jesus Christ for dying for me
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michelle Ascani
Birthday: July 3, 1983
Birthplace: Mandeville, Louisiana
Current Location: Covington, Louisiana
Eye Color: BLUE
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 5'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Italian and Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: barefoot (I'm from smalltown Covington)
Your Weakness: My kids' smiles
Your Fears: SPIDERS - they are EVIL
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and Black Olives
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get throught the year with my sanity intact!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "How you doin'?" -Joey
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why are my kids trying to kill each other?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Who are you, my mother?
Your Most Missed Memory: The freedom before the kids!
Pepsi or Coke: I prefer not to drink battery acid, thanks
MacDonalds or Burger King: Heart Attack in a Bag
Single or Group Dates: Um, probably group at first, then we can go solo
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Yeah, I don't do tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: It depends what it is... Chocolate food but Vanilla guys!!! LOL!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, in little amounts
Do you Smoke: Yeah, and the more those liberals tell me not to, the more I will!!!
Do you Swear: I try not to! It really hurts when the little ones start to repeat you!
Do you Sing: Only in the car, when no one else can hear (kids don't count)
Do you Shower Daily: Well duh!
Have you Been in Love: Love is overrated. I'm just here for a good time.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, ain't going back!
Do you want to get Married: Been there, done that, it'll take a long time before I go back!
Do you belive in yourself: Well Sure I do!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really. I survived 18 foot seas on a ship.
Do you think you are Attractive: I guess it's a matter of opinion
Are you a Health Freak: Well, I wouldn't say freak! I watch what I eat and I go to the gym on weekdays.
Do you get along with your Parents: My Best Friends!!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: It depends how dangerous the storm is. I don't like tornados!
Do you play an Instrument: I used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Who me? Hmmmm
In the past month have you Smoked: Didn't we already answer this question?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NEVER EVER!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Well, I like having a girl's night out
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah right, you need money to do that!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I would like to, but the answer would have to be no :(
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Gross! Man invented fire to COOK the food!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: I did a reading at my cousin's wedding.....Does that count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: I've been picked up
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's WINTER!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Now I must be a good example for my kids
Ever been Drunk: HAHAHA, well maybe a few times! Drink anyone?
Ever been called a Tease: Well.....maybe once ;)
Ever been Beaten up: A couple times
Ever Shoplifted: Hasen't everyone?
How do you want to Die: What kind of screwy question is this?!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Real Estate Developer
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Dark Blonde/Light Brown
Short or Long Hair: I don't like hair that can be put in a ponytail, and I don't prefer buzz cuts. I like hair you can run your fingers through!!
Height: 5'5"-6'0"
Weight: Athletic
Best Clothing Style: clean cut
Number of Drugs I have taken: Is this question for me? I never taken any!
Number of CDs I own: I own about 80 cd's and 450 dvd's
Number of Piercings: Used to have 4, now only 3 (for now)
Number of Tattoos: Who me? I'll answer that later!!!;)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't have enough time to answer this one!
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