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Big Balls

As always... hand-jobs are encouraged

About Me

The worlds greatest "AC/DC rip-off band". Why a rip-off and not a "tribute band"? Well...the way we see it...we play a bunch of AC/DC tunes and get paid for it (huge sums of your hard earned money). That is the definition of ripping someone off (In this case the band AC/DC and our adoring fans). Regardless of whether you are an AC/DC fan or not, when in attendance of a Big Balls show, you may find yourself jizzing sporadically in your tighties (dudes) or encountering the sensation of a small fire igniting in your panties (sluts). Imagine if Angus Young and John Valby conceived the world's first quintuplet butt-borns; most likely those five mongoloids would end up in Big Balls. Every show is packed with Dick and Vagina....jokes that is, as well as enough handjob and midget references to make you explore things sexually you never imagined. We will rock your assholes inside out and most likely fuck all your girlfriends! Oh yeah and we kind of sound like AC/DC too! And NO, Josh and Steve did not touch each other all that much when they were kids....that's disgusting, you perverts. There loving brothers, that is all....my lord you people digust me....... }I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/16/2007
Band Website: You're on it
Band Members: Derek Hockenberry:
LEAD VOCALS/OFFENDER OF AUDIENCE

Josh Heatley:
DRUMS/FIRE-BREATHING

Steve Heatley:
GUITAR/REALLY BAD BACKING VOCALS

Dave Aubertine:
GUITAR/PRETTY GOOD BACKING VOCALS

Kevin Friedenberg:
BASS/REALLY BAD BACKING VOCALS

with cameo performances by:

James Gang:
BAGPIPES

One Hand Zack:
HARMONICA (ok...AC/DC never used a harmonica but we feel it adds to the show)
Influences: AC/DC and Geriatric Women
Sounds Like: If you can't figure this one out....
Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Friday, May 18th at Rock n Roll Heaven

Hello all, This is our triumphant return to Rock n Roll Heaven... I'm hearing great things about this club...and the sound system will blow you        &nbs...
Posted by Big Balls on Thu, 17 May 2007 02:22:00 PST

http://www.bugjar.com/

The subject title is the link to The Bug Jar in Rochester...it has all the info you need to get prepared for the next Earth shattering show. All Hail Ceasar!
Posted by Big Balls on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:07:00 PST

CLUB INFINITY...NOT ROCKnROLL HEAVEN!!!!

So our show as been forced to change venues from Rock n Roll Heaven to Club Infinity....it's on Main(near Transit) in Williamsville....it's oging to be quite a production with their new(and enormous) ...
Posted by Big Balls on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:21:00 PST