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jennifer

...slappin' ass, and takin' names!...

About Me


Myspace Layouts i'm pretty lazy when it comes to technology..i just NOW in 2007 got a computer..wow..and my digital camera from last year is still in it's box..thanks anyway mom!..i have A.D.D. but will try to make it through this..sooo..my sun rises and sets around roxy (you'll understand once you see her)..my friends are my family..my little bro's my best friend and i party with my parents..god bless red wine!..anything pink makes me happy..my favorite things in the world are my gucci sunglasses and my red lipstick..anything medical and gross is completely interesting to me..i hate cooked carrots but like them raw..dan choi thinks i'm a man when it comes to dating and calls me "jeff"..i think i'm a gem..j/k..i would die without sarcasm and humor..i love music and art but can't create a lick of it..this is the second time i've filled this out b/c my dumb ass erased it the first time (which incidently was way funnier)..i had betas named pierre and his life partner francoise, but they both got viking funerals down the toilet..sad..i own a crap ton of leopard print stuff and continue to buy more..help..i totally heart southern california and can't wait to move back someday..i completely believe that mornings SUCK!, but morning traffic isn't so bad in my rollerskate! (scion xa)..i collect fairies, no not the real kind, although for a hot minute i got into the habit of going to drag shows and gay bars (i miss you jacob and christopher!)..i have to have tequila on sundays (thanks el myr!)..hey,i'm irish whatta ya gonna do?..and lastly i swore i'd never join and become addicted to my space...dammit.
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My Interests

chicks, dicks, chains, whips!..liquid hot firey metal? sign me up!..i love museums and all art--tiki, pirates and cherries..anything ninja related rules!..not really into sports but i'll watch the hell outta some hockey; sweaty, fightin' men?..done.

I'd like to meet:

...johnny depp or mike ness..anytime or place, sober or drunk, now or later, with frick or frack filming, and hey a fish bone will choke anybody...

Music:

punk rock kid!!i'd die without my social d.!..but anything frank sinatra or dean martin will do (love me some tall, dark and handsomes)..jazz, classical, rockabilly, latin..i'm always down for a show..as long as it's not r&b we're straight!..oh, yeah..i'm also a wicked awemsome gangsta rapper in the shower and my car!..

Movies:

good god where do i begin....classic black and whites when men were gentlemen, any and all WW11 movies..can't get enough Band of Brothers and Memphis Belle..kick-ass action flicks Tango and Cash style, son!!.. gotta shout out to Boondock Saints and Star Wars..and how i love my comedies, we'll just narrow it down to the top few..The Jerk, Raising Arizona, Animal House, Arthur, all Mel Brooks, Grandma's Boy, Anchorman, The Ringer and soo many more..

Television:

mmm, not so much (unlike my roommate, bogartin' mofo.!)..but my guilty pleasures are grey's anatomy and the o.c....and i'll make time for it's always sunny in philadelphia(genius, seriously), scrubs, family guy, and american dad..otherwise i'm gettin' my learn on and shit..

Books:

..Wrecking Crew, David Copperfield, Catcher in the Rye, On The Road, The Red Tent..any and all non-fiction cuz readin' is fun-da-mental!..

Heroes:

my friends..i meet a new one everyday..anyone who's inspiring for the moment..nothing gold can stay..

My Blog

so far i SUCK at this..

holy shit fire in hell, leroy!..i DO NOT know how to navigate this site..i've been having problems requesting/adding friends and shit..any and all help/suggestions would be kinda fuckin' killer, mang....
Posted by jennifer on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:59:00 PST