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Patrick

About Me

For being a wealthy young success story, I'm excessively modest, but only when I am talking about myself. I once tried selling food stamps on eBay for gambling money. I would rather spend Christmas at the Spearmint Rhino than with my family, not because I am creepy ,but because my grandma just doesn't give lap dances like she used to. I'll stab a guy. I believe in doing good deeds and keeping holy the sabbath; So on sundays I always find the time to cook half a pound of thick cut apple cured smoked bacon, find a homeless person, and eat it in front of him. My first dog was exactly like Lassie, except she was an alcoholic and died of liver disease, she taught me everything I know. I'll probably drunk dial you at four in the morning. After I die, I want to tie streamers to my limbs and have my body shot out of one of those human cannons at the circus, without telling the children that I was already dead, and miss the net. I don't trust people who don't drink. I have agenda for how much I hate planning ahead. I think all 30 year old men who still take Joe Corley Karate are hilarious. The average person is a procrastinator so don't feel bad,over achieving is what rich people do
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

1980's era Chevy Chase, Ozzy Osborn when he was at his highest point of drug intake. And this little guy.

My Blog

I hope the cell phone revolution dies of AIDS

I lost my cell phone...AWESOME!... Only to realize that I only know about 3 numbers by memory; so if you could please email me your numbers, land lines too if applicable, or just call me or text me. B...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 03:23:00 GMT

When I die

My personal will is going to have a mandatory Weekend at Bernies clause. Said clause will require all participating parties to take my body out within the first 36 hours of death, for one last night o...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:44:00 GMT

I hate Costco

Costco, lets talk about Costco. I hate Costco. The only reason one should ever step foot in that store is..actually no I take that back, there is no reason to ever step foot in that store. So what if ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:29:00 GMT