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Cornbread

Goonies Never Say DIE! - Rated PG-13 for Intense Sequences of Adventure!!!

About Me

uisa msd bvranond i weat shieatg luiikeak you for ag vrajuedfast,.!!!@ jeaissinca is my asupaer beast ffiendassHello, if you have desided to read this you probably want to know something about me. I am Brandon of the Jungle. I am a mystery, even to myself. Alot of my friends know me as being kinda a party animal, other times I'm a complete nerd.

My Interests

Fighting the System, Hanging out with the Wega Awesome Nikki, Rickshaws, Pottery Barn, World Domination, Meditation, Getting Rad, Getting into Six Flags for free, and Palmolive.

I'd like to meet:

Like You Care to Know

Music:

Incubus, Audioslave, Soulfly, The Doors, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Finger Eleven, Orgy, CKY, Cold, A Perfect Circle, Rob Zombie, The Original Powerman 5000, SpineShank, System of a Down, Stabbing Westward, Dangerdoom, Rufio, Tenacious D, Ill Niño, Dave Navarro

Movies:

The Goonies, Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgundy, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Matrix Trilogy, Donnie Darko, House of a Thousand Corpses, The Fifth Element, Wedding Crashers, Pirates of the Carribean, and Spice World

Television:

Only really Lost, Angel, The Venture Brothers & Firefly

Books:

Some

Heroes:

All of my Family

My Blog

I'm Almost Dead

God I hate my Doctor...Asshole didn't renew my Prescriptions. So know when I'm running out of insulin and I call in to get refills, they say "Oh, your life dependancy medication is no longer authorize...
Posted by Cornbread on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 04:08:00 PST

hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I'm 21 now!!! Yes God damn it, YES!!!
Posted by Cornbread on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 12:19:00 PST

Did You Hear?

I Won! I beat Tamara L. Cork THREE times. Yes, there are witnesses and all. Here's her page link This Page, Here Leave a nice comment, ask how many times I beat her....
Posted by Cornbread on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 02:14:00 PST

Dammit

They need chairs in this damn airport! It  sucks having to stand and use this fuggin computer!
Posted by Cornbread on Fri, 19 May 2006 09:38:00 PST

He's Back To Finish The Job...

    As I lay slumbering, peacefully in my bed, a loud crackle outside my window wakes me from my dreams. I rub my eye slightly to focus and see an unsettling sight that I had wished to ...
Posted by Cornbread on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 04:03:00 PST

A Moment

Holy Fuggin Waggles, I had a Robert Goulet moment last night! I woke up at like 3am and went into the kitchen to get a drink. I pulled out a Pooh bear glass and poured some milk into and drank it. The...
Posted by Cornbread on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I feel so...Minty..

Finally...I found....a FUCKING HOOKA BAR!!!! it wasn't too expencive or anything, nice atmosphere, good shesha, excellent arabic tea...oh man....I could die happy now...the only thing that sucks is th...
Posted by Cornbread on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Read This

What?.....No....Huh?....Goulie!
Posted by Cornbread on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Attacked...

Today I was at AM/PM when i saw a funny little man wearing an old-style monical and top hat. The I realised that he was in fact....a Peanut. I called him over to me and he fired back "That's MR.Peanut...
Posted by Cornbread on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The King

I woke up this morning and I there was a man in my bed dressed in a old timely king outfit. I stared at him for a couple of seconds and all he did was stare back. Then he realised that he forgot to do...
Posted by Cornbread on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST