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Kyle Woodlane

He killed 16 chechnyan rebels....guy was an interior decorator!

About Me

I live in one of the greatest cities, I'm engaged to a wonderful woman and my dog sometimes likes to shit in the house. Life is how it should be!

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www.myspace.com/thewartimesocial www.myspace.com/kylewoodlane

My Interests

music, work, dogs, the history channel, anything HBO, movies, traveling, drinking with my brother

I'd like to meet:

my density....I mean my destiny MySpace Backgrounds

Music:

A few of the faves - In no particular order: Wilco, Neil Young, Beastie Boys, Tribe, Allman Brothers, Pavement, Radiohead, Ben Folds, Pleasant Grove, Beck, Television, Elliott Smith, Bloc Party, Built to Spill, Guided By Voices, Heartless Bastards, Drive By Truckers, Natural History, Division of Laura Lee, Gomez, Grand Champeen, Centro-matic, Gordon Lightfoot, Grandaddy, Johnny Cash, My Morning Jacket, Pearl Jam, Interpol, Pixies, Secret Machines, Soundgarden, Yo La Tengo, Supergrass, U2, Future Kings of Spain, Uncle Tupelo, Son Volt, Gourds, Talking Heads, Super Furry Animals, Strokes, Arcade Fire, Spoon, Sparklehorse, Stone Temple Pilots, Jurassic 5, New Pornographers, Paul Simon, Neutral Milk Hotel, Antibalas, Blackalicious, Notwist, Hood, Lemon Jelly, De La Soul, Modest Mouse, Mars Volta, Lil Capn Travis, Madlib, Flaming Lips, Led -freekin-Zeppelin, the Band, Bob Dylan, Kings of Leon, Soundteam, Lenny Kravitz, Holopaw, Iron and Wine, Jayhawks, the Kinks, the Beatles, Gillian Welch, Allison Krauss, The Futureheads, Foo Fighters, Alice in Chains, Eels, Nirvana, Dismemberment Plan, ...trail of dead, Chuck Prophet, Counting Crows, Cash Brothers, Bob Marley, Cake, Blind Melon, Camper Van Beethoven, the Black Keys, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, the Roots, Big Head Todd and the Monsters, Beta Band, Ryan Adams, the Shins, Postal Service, Broken Social Scene, Poets of Rhythm, Apostle of Hustle, Bobby Conn, Calexico, Beck, Toadies, Velvet Teen, Ben Folds, the Walkmen, Ben Kweller, Ween, the Unicorns, the Webb Brothers, Badly Drawn Boy, the Wrens, Beachwood Sparks, +/-, 311, the Cure, XTC, Del McCoury Band, Earlimart, Elvis Costello, Grant Lee Buffalo, Afghan Whigs, the Go! Team, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Do Make Say Think, Biffy Clyro, Creeper Lagoon, Decemberists, the Doves, k-os, Paul Simon, Pharcyde, Self, Steely Dan..

Movies:

Big Lebowski, Scarface, Godfather I&II (only - III is not permitted), Goodfellas, Me Myself & Irene, Napoleon Dynamite, O Brother Where are thou?, Swingers, Fargo, Raising Arizona, Garden State, the Deer Hunter, Carlito's Way, the Jerk, the Last Waltz, Kingpin, Star Wars (the lot of them), the Ring, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Lord of the Rings (the lot of them), Friday, Tommy Boy, Sideways, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and anything that has fighting mascots in them...

Television:

DVR IS GOD!

Books:

Live Design magazine

Heroes:

Bill Maher

My Blog

My Left Foot

I never thought I would be saddened at the loss of footwear, but yesterday my right sandal lost his long time companion. As I was walking (with Suz and the Buckles), I lifted up my left foot to take m...
Posted by Kyle Woodlane on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 03:55:00 PST

Whatever happened to "The Birth of a Salesman"

'You got money. I got money. How did you get your money? You earned it. How did I get my money? I took yours.' Is this the schoolyard song of a born salesman? I feel like everytime I have to pitc...
Posted by Kyle Woodlane on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 10:32:00 PST

Anybody a Sopranos fan?

ACHTUNG: If you are a fan and you haven't caught all the episodes thus far, beware because information in the following text will spoil your next date with HBO.   So I would have to say that this...
Posted by Kyle Woodlane on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 09:35:00 PST

non profit agencies

So I've had the mediocre pleasure of dealing with some of Texas' finest non-profit agencies *. For those of you who might be mislead by the term "non-profit". This merely means that no profits are kep...
Posted by Kyle Woodlane on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 07:42:00 PST

Mouth by Mousewest

"Friends...., Rolluns',.....Countrymen (except Nashville) - lend me your ears; I've come to watch Caesar - if I knew who the hell he was"   Buzz or no buzz, people in the music world have surely ...
Posted by Kyle Woodlane on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 08:28:00 PST

DVR Killed the Marketing Star

I was just thinking..... The empire of television rests almost exclusively on the shoulders of marketing. The idea that millions of Americans tune into a show or station -that contains thousands of pr...
Posted by Kyle Woodlane on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 06:47:00 PST

HP Marketing

OK Hewlett Packard....we saw the cute picture frame commercial the first three times. You know, the one where you dig out a song from obscurity, revive it with these new, inventive camera tricks - "pi...
Posted by Kyle Woodlane on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 07:35:00 PST

Graham Central Station or.....

"If you're going through hell, keep going."     -Winston Churchill I have seen the motherload of sterotypes crammed into one, giant pop-induced mega bar. In an attempt to meet with...
Posted by Kyle Woodlane on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 11:54:00 PST

didn't I just see you on tv?

hello, I am a fan of music. For years I've been trying to figure out why the bands I go to see live, are getting better and better. I think to myself wow, every band I saw growing up as a teen an...
Posted by Kyle Woodlane on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 07:59:00 PST

MySpace bands

So we have this paralell universe known as myspace. The wide open stomping grounds for up and coming new bands to showcase their music and grow their fan-base. Well I added you "mr. band" because I t...
Posted by Kyle Woodlane on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 10:22:00 PST