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Lake Dolores

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

created under the influence of pepper and slow pills, a bit of curious mistakes recorded that some people call songs, butt we have goals...We have goals...1. To consistently spell the band's name correctly (LAKE DOLORES, not LAKE DELORES) especially when paying hot-shot artists to make logos and avatars. 2. Forgot it. 3. Maintain healthy higene for at least ten days a year. 4. Develop interpersonal relationships...a.k.a.--"friends." 5. Travel backwards in time to prevent the release of Return of the Living Dead part 4. 6. Use the internet for something other than porn. 7. Learn to field strip an M-1 carbine in under thirty seconds. 8. Return that nobel peace prize (we didn't really cure e bola) 9. Let our music do the talking, instead of our corpse like manager. 10. Find a home for our orphan songs. 11. Learn to let go of the feeling that we could have done better. 12. Muy Thai. 13. Disarm the People's Revolutionary Army Strike Force. 14. Save Gamera. 15. Invade Mexico in a rubber raft to bring peace and order to my new republic.and some other stuff.

My Interests

Zombies, b-movies, breaking up with girls through the use of Kung Fu, smoking pepper, slow pills, krinkle, when other people get hurt, broken 4-track tape decks, mindless gore, bad monster costumes, Victory Drugs, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Lake Dolores has written and recorded over 250 songs We are currently recording and rehearsing for undersea touring. With more time we can write a song that the whole world will initially love, then hate, but be forced to hear it at sporting events and in animated movies.

Music:

A combination of archaic recordings with futuristic song writing.

Movies:

Master of the Flying Guillotine, Return of the Living Dead, The Big Boss, Evil Dead 2, etc.

Television:

Simpsons

Books:

Book of the Dead

Heroes:

Bruce Lee or Bruce Lei