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Stormchild

Is that a penguin in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

About Me

I'm me, as far as I can tell at least. Well, I hope I'm me, cause if not, someone else is wearing my thong. I am 73% human, cause I am sure that I have no genetic material in common with some of the people on this planet. I am not a christian, but I believe that God exists just as I believe that all of the hindu gods exist, I know that The Tao is, I am aware that Muhammad (pbuh) was a messenger of Allah, The Great Bear gives strength and wisdom to those that would ask and receive, you get the Idea, I hope... .
Yamato SpiritYou are Yamato Spirit. You are the most elder and
the most natural samurai. Elder rules and only
your own experience is your beacon in this dangerous world.
You think globally. Local deals are not
important for you. You work very hard to gather experience. You can
command people. You can tell them the truth.
You can call them and they will obey and follow you in any battle.
Actually you are more than samurai.
::What kind of Samurai you are?::
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Your Fortune Is
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how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen . . .I R JEENYUS !!!!!!!!!!!! .
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||| 26%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||| 56%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 43%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||| 23%
Self absorbed |||| 16%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||| 43%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Life, the universe, and everything. My kids, reading, learning stuff, role-playing games, intelligent conversation, unintelligeble babble(kids & animals only), Cooking, and just having fun... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- BEGIN bunnyhero labs pet code -- .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- END bunnyhero labs pet code --.
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Hair: Dark and cut short.
Clothes: A bit revealing, but nothing too over the top.
Powers: Earth magic
Special Features: Wings
Sidekick: Small dragon.
Attitude: Very quiet and reserverd, extremely shy.
Weapon: Katana

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I'd like to meet:

GEORGE CARLIN, Robin Williams, Jack Black, Jennifer Connely, Ghandi, Hitler, Temujin, My Oldest Brother Bill Cooley, Nostradamus, Osama Bin Laden, Pauly Shore, Eeyore, Bill Gates, Gerald Ford, John DeLorean, Mao Tse Tung, Angelina Jolie, James Earl Jones, Soroyama, Da Vinci, Mozart, Glen Danzig, the list goes on and on and on..............He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. - Douglas Adams

Music:


Get this video and more at MySpace.com I will listen to all of it. Dropkick Murphys, Pre-load Metallica, Tchaikovski, Sepultura, Joan Jett & the Blackhearts, King Diamond, Neil Diamond, Drowning Pool, Gwar, Heart, AC/DC, Franciscan Monks, Run - DMC, Rob Zombie, Rasputina, Tom T. Hall, Motley Crue, Type O Negative, Wagner, Lords of Acid, Ice T, Korn, Simon and Garfunkel, Cradle of Filth, Dead Kennedys, SOULFOOD (they will always be together in my head) ......................' ' ' ' ' '

Movies:

MONTY PYTHON RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : What the bleep do we know? : The Matrix trilogy : The 13th Floor : Dogma : The One (Jet Li) : Seven Samurai : Big Fish : The Star Wars Saga : Predator ( 2 , AVP , 1, in that order) : American Psycho ( my life story. ;) : Dune : Lean on Me : The Breakfast Club : Mad Max, The Road Warrior, and Beyond Thunderdome : LOTR : The Cube : this list is endless.................... "When the first breath of winter through the flowers is icing,And you look to the North, and a pale moon is rising,And it seems like all is dying,And wold leave the world to mourn,In the distance hear the laughter of the last unicorn!". . . “Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain,Have yet to memorize: for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.”

Television:

The Colber Repor, SU2, Stargate, House, Farscape, Whose line is it anyway?, Sliders, Discovery _____ , In Search of ______, Seinfeld Sux (Kramer rules tho') , Ed,Edd,&Eddy , The Iron Chef, Nova , Babylon 5 , ST:TNG , DS9 , Voyager , Are You Being Served?. .
You Are Best Described By...
Landscape With ButterfliesBy Salvador Dali What Famous Work of Art Are You?

Books:

The Riftwar Saga (and others by R.E.F.) , LOTR , Runelords , The Pern Novels , Hitchhikers Guide-Life-Goodbye-Restaraunt... , The Wheel of Time , The Man Who Never Missed & The 97th Step , Sword of Truth series , this list could go on for a while as well.....
The Stats
Name on your Birth Certificate Yeah, and thenyou tell a friend, and then they tell a friend, and the cycle continues unabated for centuries, no thanks...
Name you'd pick EMPEROROFTHEMULTIVERSE
Now, why the hell did you pick that one? Sounds important
Date and Year you entered the world which time?
Mental state in which you reside hold on, they can't decide on one, gimme a minute on this one.... I'll get back to you....
Actual city in which you reside What, are you stalking me?
What you do to occupy your work week asteroid mining on colony ieta-pi
The Entertainment
Name 5 CDs in constant rotation in your stereo(s) now Didgeridoo meditation music, Dropkick Murphys - Live in Boston, Sepultura - ROOTS, Metallica - Master of Puppets, Scottish Pipes and Drums
What Movie would you watch over and over again? That one movie with that one chick and those two dudes that one ends up dyin, you know the one.....
Which character from Saved by the Bell are you? Ducks float
What makes you think that? I've seen them
Aside from the fact that reality TV is awful, which reality show would you be on? Only one that wouldn't discriminate against me for being a penguin.
If you owned your own bar, what's the name and atmosphere like? Ice Cave, cold and lonely....
So, you're having your favorite beverage at a bar, what is it? It's a place where you go to meet people and drink alcohol.
Is there a book/movie/song that changed your life and what is it? The Safety Dance
The Personal Stuff
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? PHENOMENOL COSMIC POWER
So, you're granted 3 wishes - what are they? Yes, No, and Maybe
In the Game o' Love, how many times have you played? Specifically vague, I like that in a question, so I'll answer - More than zero.
Let's be honest, have you ever used the term "making love?" maybe, why?
And in what context was that, cornball or are you older than 40? Moose bites can be quite nasty !
3 songs you like to put on to get it on or best music in general Tribal for some bonerfide Monkey Sex, they are so tight....
Top, Bottom, or What? What?
Your life as a porno - what's the title of the flick? In Search of the Elusive Lickalotapuss
Final thoughts
What's your Moment of Zen? yes
Say something inspirational (you can steal someone else's inspirational quote if you want) Be someone that gives a shit
You can go one place in the world - where is it? Over there
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Heroes:

All explorers and scientists that do it, or did it, specifically to find out how things really are, even if they weren't successful. Mr. Pitts, my 6th grade teacher, who taught me that its not so bad to be a "Nosy Parker"(I was always asking question about EVERYTHING, I had to know everything.............. And now I do!!! lol ). George Carlin for his intelligence and clear vision. Every Man and Woman that has given their lives in an attempt to save another. Oh yeah, and The silver Surfer.....

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  Thanks CC!...
Posted by Stormchild on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 02:58:00 PST

COMPLETE DISGUST!!!!!

I have a big problem with some news that I read. Westboro Baptist Church is going to protest the funerals of the Virginia Tech students that died monday. I am INFURIATED!!!!! I am all for free speech,...
Posted by Stormchild on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:24:00 PST

Jesus and Socrates

Jesus and Socrates walk into a bar.... Socrates Good morning, Jesus, I have heard much of your marvelous teachings. In my own modest way I am a philosopher here in Athens. I am told you have great w...
Posted by Stormchild on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:14:00 PST