Adam

Welcome to the one off never ending extravaganza, of a mini hoe down, that you cant for the life of your remember where you put your keys because every one lives in a house so they can stay clean, keep warm and not end up like a washed up rock star on a cold autumns morning with nothing more than a frog and pond to keep you warm and a worn t-shirt to keep you company. This feels like a total life saver of a new project in which I will spare no expense to travel round the world in a hot air balloon, I am going to devote every eon of my being to none of my time because its fast awasting folks and if you dont buy one now they wont be here next week and it always rains on a Tuesday... Stay tuned for the hilarious antics of day time TV Friday night specials, with big movie stars in small time celebrity big brother outfits, which are this seasons new black, like a panther a hamster caught under a grill which makes a good sandwich if you get the mustard and vodka combination right, which is how so many people lose a loved one... to pants sniffing. Call this number now to download the ring tone, or subscribe to the wallpaper.How come they always come in twos?Dont let me mislead you from the point because the matter of the route of the heart of the local district of Kings Lynn and indeed the whole of the state of anarchy that is the bedroom, is that we take for granted all of those who mean the least because they smell like the bits between a hand-jobbers fingers... and bikes just werent made for the handicapped. Long live turbans said the pope this afternoon at the Jewish Christmas celebration, which I once found myself in a very compromising position and the truth of that motto is never fuck with fences. But really guys listen to me for a sec this here is the turning point of the giant steam ship know as Bob but Herbert to his friends. Because in the end god only cares for the hamsters because they match his bed sheets and you cant go without a new favourite band ever month of which I am very fond of the scenery which looks awful, so please tip your Member of Parliament on your way out... heaven knows what owls get up to after dark. After all we've been through friends, I have to say it was nice knowing you, and I have a spider on my floor and no case to carry it in. Here end if the lesson, will the last one out please close the door.