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Your Stripper Song Is
Dirrty by Christina Aguelera
"Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to party"
You're so dirty, you make Christina look clean.
What Song Should You Strip To?
You Are 60% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks!
How Weird Are You?
You Are Whiskey
You're a tough drinker, and you take it like a man
That means no girly drinks for you - even if you are a girl
You prefer a cold, hard drink at the end of the day
Every day, in fact. And make that a few.
What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
Your Monster Profile
Lethal Lunatic
You Feast On: Power Bars
You Lurk Around In: Corn Fields
You Especially Like to Torment: Lawyers
What's Your Monster Name?
You Are Wind
Strong and overpowering
A force to be reckoned with, no one dares cross you
You have the power to change everything around you
You are best known for: your wrath
Your dominant state: commanding
What Type of Weather Are You?
Your Seduction Style: Prized Object
The seduction game you play is tried, true, and still effective: hard to get.
You know that the best seducers turn the tables - and get their crush to seduce them.
The one running has the power, and you're a challenge that is worth the chase.
You are a master of enticing and pulling back. Giving a little and taking some away.
You are controlled enough to know rewards come after a long seduction dance.
Even though you want to call, email, or say "I love you" first - you don't!
You're style is the perfect mix of hot and cold - so much so that you have many suitors.
Think Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany's ... or any of those creepy guys from the Bachelor.
You're skilled at inspiring a chase. The real test is picking the person to slow down for.
What Kind of Seducer Are You?
You Are 78% Angry
You're a pretty angry person, although you might not describe yourself that way.
But if you think about it, you probably feel annoyed, frustrated, and disappointed often.
All of the emotions above are classic signs of anger.
And if these angry feelings are controlling your life, you may need help.
How Angry Are You?
You Are From Neptune
You are dreamy and mystical, with a natural psychic ability.
You love music, poetry, dance, and (most of all) the open sea.
Your soul is filled with possibilities, and your heart overflows with compassion.
You can be in a room full of friendly people and feel all alone.
If you don't get carried away with one idea, your spiritual nature will see you through anything.
What Planet Are You From?
You Are 64% Pure
Well, you're not exactly an angel - but you're pretty darn close.
But chances are, you have a couple juicy secrets deep in your closet.
How Pure Are You?
You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.
How Sarcastic Are You?
Name: Robert Michael Wicks
Birthdate: 6th February 1987
Birthplace: King's Lynn
Current Location: At my computer in my dining room
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brownish
Height: 5'9
Weight: 13st
Piercings: None
Tatoos: None
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yes, Gabby
Overused Phraze: "meh", "am i serving? no im waiting for the second coming of jesus, mite be here a while"
FAVORITES
Food: Roast beef or steak
Candy: Milky Way Crispy Rolls
Number: 2 and 22
Color: Black
Animal: Tortoise and penguin
Drink: Coke
Alcohol Drink: JD and Coke
Bagel: Don't have one, never eat bagels anyway
Letter: Wot sort of question is that? who seriously has a favourite letter?
Body Part on Opposite sex: Boobs
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: BurgerKing
Strawberry or Watermelon: Both good
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Both, ive found u need both to be happy
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever, depends on wen ive gotta be up the next morning
Most Missed Memory: Murp?
Best phyiscal feature: My arse apparently
First Thought Waking Up: FUCK OFF U NOISY SHITS
Goal for this year: Pass driving test and hopefully get the police application rolling again
Weakness: Women
Fears: Becoming too good at what I do, dont worry if u dont understand
Heritage: Mostly caucasian, bit of black sumwhere i think
Longest relationship: over a year
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Me? Never
Ever Smoked: Yeah only a couple of drags tho
Pot: No
Ever been Drunk: Hmmmm
Ever been beaten up: Yeah wen i was 11
Ever beaten someone up: No, knocked sumbody out tho
Ever Shoplifted: No
Ever Skinny Dipped: No
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: No
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Any
Favorite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Style: Woteva
Looks or Personality: I'm gonna be honest and say i go for looks, its the personality that keeps me there. hey at least im not lying like most dudes on here
Hot or Cute Either
Drugs and Alcohol: Do i like drugs and alcohol in a girl? id prefer them to be sober, then i know they actually like me rather just a drunken mistake
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular women are disgusting, skinny women i cud break far too easily
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 2 hundred billion probably
What country do you want to Visit: Barbados, Greece, Italy, Czech Republic, Egypt
How do you want to Die: I wanna die young, i hate the idea of getting old
Been to the Mall Lately: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Get along with your Parents: Sumtimes
Health Freak: Not really, im drinking coke as i write this
Do you think your Attractive: Im ok i think, im no brad pitt or jonny depp tho
Believe in Yourself: sumtimes
Want to go to College: Been there, done that, was shit
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: Yes
Shower Daily: Yes
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: Badly
Want to get Married: Maybe
Do you want Children: Not really, mayeb one day, definitely against the idea atm
Have your future kids names planned out: No
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Lost it, cant lose it again
Hate anyone: yeah, couple of people
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