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Bethamphetamine

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About Me

Lamer than FDR's legs.

My Interests

Pretending to be an artist. Music. Music. Music. Talking about getting new tattoos I can't afford. Singing showtunes and imagining I'm on Broadway. Having almost every joke I make be in reference to some TV show or book or movie or song. Deciding to hang out with only the people who get most of those jokes. Not drinking. Not smoking. Not being a slut. Not eating meat. Buying shit I don't really need. Sleeping on Brandy's couch. Flirting for no reason at all. Driving aimlessly just to finish the CD I'm listening to.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever put the bang in the walla-walla-bing-bang.

Music:

I use men for their music collections.

Movies:

Sometimes I watch Beaches twice within a 10 hour period. It makes me cry every time.

Television:

I used to watch Red Dwarf and eat microwave eggrolls with too much soy sauce.

Books:

Are great firestarters.

Heroes:

Anyone who can put up with me for longer than 3 hours.

My Blog

For Sale: baby shoes, never worn.

My brother was telling me about Ernest Hemingway's 6 word short story yesterday. I got home and looked it up and found a bunch of others on wired.com. The idea, for some reason, really appealed to me....
Posted by Bethamphetamine on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:33:00 PST

I have a confession to make.

I'm absolutely terrified of moving forward. For weeks I've been saying "Tomorrow I'm going to look for a new job!", but of coourse I haven't been doing it. I can't move until I get a new job beca...
Posted by Bethamphetamine on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:45:00 PST

’Cause saving’s what I need.

It hasn't even been two whole days yet. Two nights is long enough for me. I'm already sick of coming back here and knowing he wont be here, and knowing that he wont be walking through the door for ano...
Posted by Bethamphetamine on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 07:37:00 PST

I’m melting! I’m melting!

Everybody's got a life but me.       fin.
Posted by Bethamphetamine on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:01:00 PST

A conundrum, if you will.

I always give the bigger half to whoever I'm sharing with. Does that demonstrate great strength or great weakness?     fin.
Posted by Bethamphetamine on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:55:00 PST

Beth: On music, August 2007 edition.

The Top 5 albums I can't seem to take out of the rotation so far this month. In no particular order: 1--> Coldplay, Parachutes. 2--> Eisley, Room Noises. 3-->The Distillers, Coral Fang. 4--> Jenny Lew...
Posted by Bethamphetamine on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 11:12:00 PST

Beth: On "Home" Life.

I've got a few theories about why, but I'm just not feeling it since I got back. Something's different and I think it's breaking my heart.     fin.
Posted by Bethamphetamine on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:43:00 PST

So I guess Im the mood to write a bit more.

So I got home Saturday night from 5 weeks up in Lake Placid being the COOLEST camp counselor that ever walked the earth. The first week I was ready to quit and come home, the second week I was too dis...
Posted by Bethamphetamine on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 07:51:00 PST

Uhhhhh...I’m back.

Yeah. That's me. Back in town. Camp was...well, interesting. Miss you camp guys already, but it's really nice to be home again even though I'm still on camp time and it's making me cranky. I guess th...
Posted by Bethamphetamine on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:16:00 PST

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye.

Leaving for camp in the morning. I love mail. Send me some. Camp Woodsmoke Beth VanDeuson Box 628 Lake Placid, NY 12946 Presents are nice too.   Don't miss me too much.        ...
Posted by Bethamphetamine on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:49:00 PST