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medicine man

being me is a full time job, and ive never missed a day =)

About Me

part caveman, part rocket scientist. philosopher-warrior from the year 6000. witch doctor and jedi master, not to mention the coolest motherfucker on the planet. ---or--- an over emotional self indulgent loser from the slums of oc. a gayish combination of skate punk, industial masochist, hip hop souljah, and homicide bomber. yea homicide. if i go out, im takin as many of you fuckers with me as i can.
i would SO be the pizza guy. but hey, thats the price you pay for bein whitey.

My Interests

i like cars, how things work, energy in all its forms. the news, current events, bashing art. i wanna get my pilots liscense cuz flying is kickass. nothing is better than sleeping as long as you feel like, and nothing is worse than not being able to sleep when you need it.

I'd like to meet:

the cops that are reading this.
yea i got my map back, eff you myspace.

Music:

healthy doses of hip hop and classic rock, jazz and blues, drum and bass, cool undefinable abstract electronica, tchaikovsky and wagner. theres good music in all genres, i dont discriminate. i think most music i hear is pretty gay tho. [insert anti-commercial elitist music bullshit here] i like to make my own music with fruityloops and reason that, well, usually ends up being a mix of porn groove and marching band. i'm not a musically inclined person but i try. if you don't know jedi mind tricks or binary star, you should find out real quick. oh yea, emo STILL sucks.

Movies:

III was better than VI, and as good as V. wow.

Television:

the daily show, adult swim. world news. historically i'm a die hard simpsons/married with children fan but the reruns are always the same. its a crime against humanity theres no more beavis and butthead. best show on television by far is sabado gigante.

Books:

1984, A Brief History of Time, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Illustrated Man, A Wrinkle in Time, Neuromancer, Charlottes Web

Heroes:

will smith. yea i said it.and my dad.

My Blog

wow im depressed, this sucks. -or- "wah wah gimme attention'

i refuse to accept as a standard order of operations in life, that for many people i hold close to me, life does, and will continue to suck, until it is through.  my life is pretty nice.  i ...
Posted by medicine man on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:17:00 PST

californias finest

i'll prequel this with the fact that i have a suspended liscense and 2 warrants.ok so last friday i had been talkin to someone i hadnt kicked it with in a couple years and we decided to go to the movi...
Posted by medicine man on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:10:00 PST

jesus christ.....

ill do a lotta things.  some people think holding spiders is stupid, playing with your scorpions is a bad idea...but im not sleeping in a room with a 12 pound rabbit and an 80 pound reticulated p...
Posted by medicine man on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 02:23:00 PST

even i said "gross"

anyone that knows me knows i gotta deal with some filthy shit, sometimes literally.  tonight i found something worse than when the flies laid eggs on the rats drying on the ground in the backyard...
Posted by medicine man on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:26:00 PST

one be lo

i totally stole this from  one be lo's blog. im not muslim, but knowledge is knowledge.************************************************** *****.Monday, October 23, 2006 I had to share this.It ...
Posted by medicine man on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 05:02:00 PST

cant make a difference til youre dead

"I have no fear of losing my life. If I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake, mate, I will save it." -Steve Irwinthe man left a legacy for his children and a lasting impact on ...
Posted by medicine man on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:32:00 PST

my blogs

are usually written in the dead of night when  i cant sleep or even think straight.  i usually forget i even wrote anything by the time i get to sleep.  i read them all today and didnt ...
Posted by medicine man on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 02:21:00 PST

damn insightful

i woulda guessed snufalufagus but they definately pinned it. im also 84% paranoid schizophrenic. wee!You Are Oscar the GrouchGrumpy and grouchy, you aren't just pessimistic. You revel in your pessim...
Posted by medicine man on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 01:50:00 PST

if i dont know your birthday

i dont need myspace reminding me about it.  congradulations....the earth had the same approximate degree of tilt as it did on YOUR birth date.   get 30 people in a room and 3 outa 4 tim...
Posted by medicine man on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 08:22:00 PST

sex

i can understand if a girl is tired.  i can understand if she comes over and falls asleep.  what i cant understand is why morning, when everybody in my family is waking up and walking around...
Posted by medicine man on Thu, 04 May 2006 07:26:00 PST