welcome to the new cloth of gold page!
NEW! cloth of gold
£13 (£1 p+p)
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spit or swallow shirt
£12 (£1 p+p)
select size
help! arrrrrrrrgghhh!
what the bloody hell are the chest sizes for all these kids shirts!
youth small (17x21)
youth medium (18x23)
youth large (19x24)
(all sizes measured width x length in inches)
i ordered my shirt in the wrong size, can i return it?
what? no!
wtf! you bastards sent me a youth large when i ordered a youth small! i aint wearing this fucking tent!
if the size you ordered is out of stock we will send you an email to inform you.
if any error is made on our behalf you will be offered a refund or an exchange.
do you take cheque/money order/concealed cash?
what? no use bloody paypal!
i dont have a paypal account. how do i order?
paypal is quick and easy to use. if you don't wish to sign up, paypal offer a secure transaction payment method and no membership is required. woohoo!
wtf is going on! you bastards took my money and i still have no shirt! i have been waiting a week!
please allow a maximum of 28 days to recieve your order however, dont worry, most orders will be recieved within 3 working days.
:[ i dont live in the UK! can i still order?
of course! just email us your destination and we will calculate an additional shipping cost.
any further enquires can be either messaged to this account or sent to:
[email protected]
sike!