The Danch

Hello. I am a veteran American hero among other things. I have beaten chuck norris unconcious with one hand on numerous occasions as well as pimp slapped tony danza just for speaking to me. I have arrested over 5,000 deralicts over my illustrious career and enjoy riding my beast of a harley in my spare time. I have received the "man of the year" award four times in my life as well as 35 "life-time achievement" awards in various fields of study. I am the creator of the polio vaccine, the prostetic limb, and the motor vehicle. I am also an lifetime member of a volunteer fire department. I don't use a cruiser like other officers, however I use my blazing foot speed to capture criminals. My specialty is Wyndanch, a troubled but stable community in central Long Island. Once I am seen by the public, I am shown respect and courteousy. I demand respect and those who do not will pay the price.