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Porter

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My Interests

Music:

Good god, where do I start with this one? Pretty much anything under the sun. The only things I don't listen to are jam bands (not against it, just not down with it), R and B, or industrial metal (for the people that listen to it, you know). Other than that, anything goes.

Heroes:

Batman, Spiderman, the leprechaun from Lucky Charms.

My Blog

New Job

Yep, that's right, I finally got a job.  Now all you bastards can quite sayin' I sling drugs and all that crap, lol.  I'm workin' uptown at the mighty Blockbuster.  So yes, eventua...
Posted by Porter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Poison Ivy

Sucks the harriest balls imaginable. I don't know what animal has the most harry balls in the world, but whatever does, that's what poison ivy sucks. Cause it's horrible. My arm looks like it's being ...
Posted by Porter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The car is getting sold

So...  After a lot of fun messing around with the celica, it's finally gonna get sold.  Now I'm currently looking for some sort of SUV or a Wrangler so I can haul my bike around.  My pa...
Posted by Porter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I can't believe I'm even thinking about this...

But I think I want to make the R6 faster. I figure I'm probably gonna be coming up against a lot of naturally faster bikes on the streets, like GSX-R 750's and 1000's, Yamaha R1's, and of course the ...
Posted by Porter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If hell's hotter than a jalapeno....

I don't wanna fuckin' go. Let me clue you in as to how I came to this brilliant conclusion. Now I consider myself a fairly good chef. Especially when it comes to seasoning. I know what'll kill you...
Posted by Porter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ugh.... sleep is bad

So apparently I can't get up before 4 anymore. Guess that's what happens when you go to sleep at 8 in the morning. So I suppose I'll just stay up all night tonight and tomorrow, that should reset me...
Posted by Porter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Finals are done....

And there was great rejoicing.
Posted by Porter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

And it begins....

My first time... blogging? Is that a word? Who knows, but I'm about to go insane from all these papers I've been having to write. This whole profile is just a break from Russian politics and const...
Posted by Porter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST