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Jess

Dream on but don't imagine they'll all come true...

About Me

im a sarcastic person. if you are stupid i'll make fun of you, though probably not to your face. better watch out!Click HERE to check out my pictures.
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My Interests

i like to play pool ALOT. i also like going out with friends, drinking occasionally, watching movies, playing video games. anything to keep me occupied. im into piercings and tattoos so if you've got some, rock on. i also just got a digi cam so im getting into taking pictures. check them out and let me know what you think! Click HERE to check out my pictures. AIM- iamsquatty -- YahooIM- acoustic_frogphoto taken by: ME!!

I'd like to meet:

normal people. not any of the everyday crazies out there. and i dont webcam so dont ask me. the best advice i've gotten in a while? -- "Dont pet dogs that are on fire.". remember that. i am not a friend collector, nor do i want to be collected, so if you have no intentions of commenting or talking after you want me to add you, then fuck off! :-P

Music:

green day, good charlotte, MXPX, billy joel, sublime, fountains of wayne, new found glory, bloodhound gang, the killers, the von bondies, franz ferdinand, the postal service, death cab for cutie, interpol, snow patrol, blink 182, the cars, and other ones i cant think of right now.

Movies:

alice in wonderland, jesus' son, requiem for a dream, pulp fiction, fight club, lilo and stitch, kill bill vol 1&2, shrek 2, KIDS, dodgeball, scarface, the departed, anchorman, talladega nights, scent of a woman, blow, all the harry potters

Television:

The Office!!! best show ever. Also, Ghost Hunters on Sci-Fi, and i have to admit that i do watch American Idol.

Books:

anything by Irvine Welsh, all the Harry Potters, Eragon, Tale of Two Cities, Jane Eyre, some comic books such as anything by Roman Dirge or Jhonen Vasquez.

Heroes:

"I can see, and that is why I can be happy in what you call the dark, but which to me is golden. I can see a Godmade world, not a manmade world." -Helen Keller-

My Blog

the departed

The Departed.if you havent seen this movie already, go rent or buy it. i saw it in the theatre and couldnt wait til it came out on dvd, which was tuesday.one of my new all time favorites.Mark Wahlberg...
Posted by Jess on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:17:00 PST

underwear goes inside the pants

listen to the video. if you havent heard it, its hilarious....and is totally true....i havent heard this in forever, so i figured i'd pass it on.... ..>Artist: Lazyboy ...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:25:00 PST

question for the gamers out there

i was wondering if any of you have played final fantasy xii yet? i havent picked it up because i forgot about it being out already, and i was going to get it tomorrow. i was wondering if any of you ha...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:37:00 PST

yeeeeeeehaw!

well hello there, stranger.just posting a blog to let you all know that i am still alive, just been busy.  im on winter break after completing my third semester in school, yay!  i also got a...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 10:23:00 PST

best webcomic evAR

so incase you people dont know, toothpastefordinner.com is one of the best webcomics evar. but there is quite possibly a better one out there, made by the same guy and his wife, which also creates ano...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 10:32:00 PST

so im still a dork.

i realized that during the course of me eating some of those covered-in-sugar gummy fruit sticky chewy candy things, i got a little glob of pure sugar corn syrup gummy junk in my hair and i have not b...
Posted by Jess on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:56:00 PST

oh!

today i had to go by barnes and noble to return a book, and since it was all hot out and stuff i decided to get a coffee frappuccino without whipped cream.oh, coffee flavored frappuccino how i've miss...
Posted by Jess on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 02:50:00 PST

stoned judge.

so early sunday morning (like around 2 or 3) i was flipping through the channels and came across one of those "entertainment news" shows, where they dish the dirt on celebrities and celebrity events a...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:22:00 PST

my vacation

So yesterday i just got home from my almost-weeklong vacation in new hampshire. i took a bunch of pictures, so when i get them uploaded to photobucket or shutterfly i'll post a link.my vacation was pr...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:21:00 PST

so...

so i started school back in may, and its going pretty well. im happy with it. so far haha.and i had to go to the doctor this morning, and come to find out i've got a Pilonidal cyst.http://en.wikipedia...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:29:00 PST