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tinkerbell

uniting naughty secretaries world wide!

About Me

one door just closed and now the world is my oyster!

My Interests

ridin bikes all over town and drinkin scotch and/or whiskey. all of these things at the same time or seperate. oh yes, also lots of dancing. you may have heard of me, in some circles i'm referred to as lord of the dance.

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I'd like to meet:

johhny weir and evan lysacek

Music:

.. width="425" height="350">.. .. ....> i love it all, especially if i can move to it.agent ribbons, air, aloha wednesday, altered images,anavan, ann magnusun, annie, babes in toyland, babyland, bart davenport, bauhaus, beachwood sparks, beastie boys, benett, black sabbath, blow, boredoms, the breeders,butthole surfers, canned ham, captain ahab, clone revolt, cocteau twins, come, crib, the cure, daniel johnston, danzig,david bowie, dead can dance, deerhoof, dengue fever, depeche mode, devo, dntel, dolly parton, dos, figurine, flaming lips, foot village, future pigeon, the glove, gogol bordello, gravy train, gris gris, guns n roses, gwendolyn, the happy hallows, heart, joy division, languis, late young, love n rockets, lutefisk, mia doi todd, maus haus, mike patton, ministry, mistfits, moist boyz, momus, the moore brothers, mr.bungle, mystic knights of the magical oingo boingo, negativeland, NEIL DIAMOND, new order, nightmare in wax, nitzer ebb, nobody, o.m.d, polar goldie cats. portishead, primal scream, prince, queen, RADIES MAN, rainbow arabia, redd kross, rose for bohdan, sandycoats, siouxsie n the banshees, sisters of mercy, slug, the strawberry jams, syd barrett, the teeth, this mortal coil, throwing muses, tones on tail, the tyde, vetiver, von iva, WEEN, whale, young people, z-rock, and 400 blows cuz i like it real

Movies:

and there will be blood, better off dead, beyond the valley of the dolls, blades of glory, blue velvet, cabin boy, cb4, chopper, city of lost children, the cross and the switchblade, elf, fast times, faust, galaxina, grease 2, half baked, harold and kumar- 1 & 2, heathers, ladies and gentlemen the fabulous stains, the legend of ron burgandy, the lost boys, nacho libre, no country for old men, old school, pootie tang, rollerboogie, scanners, spinal tap, three amigos, twin peaks, the virgin suicides, zoolander, 9 to 5

Television:

heroes

Books:

mr.wilson's cabinet of wonder

Heroes:

my friends n fam, couldn't have the powers that i've got wit out chu

My Blog

my dad

life is really tough. i just got off the phone with my dad and he sounds pretty bad. he's the kind of guy that never says how he feels until shit is really bad. i asked him how he was and he said that...
Posted by tinkerbell on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:47:00 PST

i'm a giver and a taker

last night i participated in a book release for virgie tovar: adventures of a breast fetishist with 40 dd's.i never felt so much  honest love of breasts in my life. i spoke with some ladies about...
Posted by tinkerbell on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 10:15:00 PST

holiday in sf anyone?

so the last trip fro the ladies was not a complete makeout success but we did get some awesome tattoos! this ladies weekend is july 13th through the 15th. i know karen is drivin up so you may wanna se...
Posted by tinkerbell on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:07:00 PST

revisiting the 4-3-2-1 detox

ok, so this time i'm not so crazy. i am still not smoking but i'm not trying to do this sober. i'm on my sixth day of the detox and i feel great. so great i'm gonna go get another tattoo! i hope i don...
Posted by tinkerbell on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:01:00 PST

sweet dreams

i truely recommend this dreaming thing, it's the best. it's pretty crazy  how sweet dreams make you feel great the whole day through.
Posted by tinkerbell on Fri, 25 May 2007 04:51:00 PST

being sober sucks

wow, i didn't realize what a major part of my social life revolved around getting wasted. am i too uptight to be fun sober? i may loose friends over this but it's what i gotta do. if thom could do it...
Posted by tinkerbell on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:41:00 PST

4-3-2-1 detox

10 days no booze, caffeine, or smokes. all i'm drinkin is water. if i'm a little nuts please excuse me but my body and mind may go into complete shock. today is day one and i could really go for ...
Posted by tinkerbell on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:19:00 PST

next time you see me

give me a big hug, no questions asked. i need em bad. tink
Posted by tinkerbell on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:47:00 PST

harrrrggghdy harrrrrghgagarrrrggg ggarg

in my search for pirate jokes these are some pretty fuckin amazing ones.   The very brilliant kyle came up with these special gems up and I bet he's brewin up a few more as we speak.   Q: Wh...
Posted by tinkerbell on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:08:00 PST