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THROAT YOGURT

While i thought i was learning how to live, i have been learning how to die. Leonardo Da Vinci font

About Me

WE ARE ALL SLOWLY DYINGthe only cosistant people in this world are the dead - adous huxley

What Famous Leader Are You?
My pirate name is: Bloody Tom Roberts Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!

My Interests

FINDING OUT WHAT WILL EAT ME WHEM IM DEAD
What 80's Metal Band are you? (with pics)


Slayer
You are Slayer. You love death, destruction and blood. Speed metal and screaming. Sweat and metal.
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I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT FRIENDS ARE, NOT SAY ONE THING TO YOUR FACE AND DO 10 DIFFERENT THINGS ONCE YOUR GONE, OR AS SOON AS YOU TURN YOUR BACK.Take the quiz:
What house of 1000 corpses character are you?

Otis
This guy is the real deal. It doesn't get more, crazy, disgusting, insane, brutal, or psychotic more than this. He is the servant to Dr. Satan. He will chew you up and spit you back out. Literally.

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Music:

some of the bands and artists i listen to frequently may suprise you but yea mostly metal and hardcore. these are not in any order and are not all the bands i listen to by any means. b's got me listenin to rap lately alot...yea i know weird!

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Movies:

i have a small collection of @ 1100 dvds and vhs tapes. i watch movies almost everyday to help escape reality and to pass the time. i like my dvd's more then most people i know.

Television:

HEROS ABOVE ALL OTHERS!then: the news, girls gone wild infomercials, soap operas, simpsons, family guy, south park, jerry fucking springer, comedy cental,adult swim, history channel, discovery, and travel channel, aqua teen hunger force.

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Books:

books on tape books as movies picture books and any kind of Braile porno magazines PimpMySpace

Heroes:

NONE B/C PEOPLE = SHIT

My Blog

to all ye pirates!

sorry i havent been on in weeks or out n about anywhere at all i n weeks been very busy preparing for the new lil thompson to enter the world hes doing good, B’s doing good, im doing good not mu...
Posted by THROAT YOGURT on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:28:00 PST

Wedding Singer

The play/musical the Wedding Singer is definatly worth going to see at the Orpheum if you get the chance. I saw it last Saturday. Its not exactly like the movie of course, there are alot of changes, t...
Posted by THROAT YOGURT on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:00:00 PST

best birthday present i ever got

  best birthday present ive ever gotten was knowin hes got 10 fingers n 10 lil toes a strong ass heartbeat and very active. he looks to be healty they said too   AND ITS A FUCKIN BOY!  ...
Posted by THROAT YOGURT on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 09:34:00 PST

my boys can swim!

i love my lil babydoll bekah and now the bun in her oven http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/vladicore/7WEEKS.jpg ( sorry my photo scan, crop , paint, resize skills aint up to par but i did my be...
Posted by THROAT YOGURT on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:39:00 PST

the weekend

this was a pretty good weekend! friday night at the bar we had the hardcore and jello wrestling! if you missed it your shit outta luck til next time! it was a great night. one of the rally points favo...
Posted by THROAT YOGURT on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:24:00 PST

dont you wish

that when people that you thought were your "friends" would just be real. if your only going to add someone b/c your dating/in a relationship with your friend whats the point? its funny that people wi...
Posted by THROAT YOGURT on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:42:00 PST

blog

got home after 5 am , i didnt start drinkin til midnight but had plenty til i went home.like usual 1 more ment 1 more 5 or 6 times thanks tori for keepin me out soo fuckin late and the ipod tunes, goo...
Posted by THROAT YOGURT on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:55:00 PST

no matter what............

....................i did tonight, drink pill or music took away the pain i felt being alone on valentines day. this sucks. iwish things were different. i ask to much though.
Posted by THROAT YOGURT on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:32:00 PST

my fucking day 02/13/07

thanks buddies - and a start to a good day so far! ty every1 for getting my ass out of the house last night even though i didnt want to. i had a good time seeing all of you and people i hadnt got to k...
Posted by THROAT YOGURT on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:35:00 PST