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Joangrinder

Tardgrinder took my shoes

About Me

my sweetard Nik the Tardgrinder the best boyfriend ever It's some motherfucking Tardgrind bitches!I'm weird, (mucho) I would be a nun but I do to many bad things! I just moveed to Wisconsin from Washington state to be with my sweettard The Tardgrinder, I like it here so far. I don't take alot of things seriously and I might make you mad with my strange idea of what I find funny or my lack of attention to what you might find important, I try to find the funny side of human nature, if I didnt I might go on a random killing spree . I like lots of stuff..such as beer,(not cheap beer the good stuff) As of late Ive taken to drinking the clearass booze known as vodka. I don't take drugs despite my bug eyes and spaced out looking gaze.I like art, death , some black, crust,and grind metal, hiking, rockhunting, taking pictures ,making creepy dolls,gore, gun's and various other weapons..I dislike ... country hip hop and emo music,people that bust up on me in stores and get in my personal bubble, old creepy guys in wheelchairs at station 4, house work, but I do it any way, pretentiousness,pissy people, creepy weirdo's that tell me to smile when Im out walking wtf why would I want to smile at some weird lurking person.
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My Interests

.. width="425" height="350" ..Going to new places, learning new and weird things,I am very into abandoned places like old ruined buildings mental homes and factories that I probably should never ever go into...Art Deco, Art Nouveau Victorian, and Romanesque Revial Architecture. Dragonflys, ladybugs. Art I love the work of Edward Gorey,Aubrey Beardsley, Mc Escher, HR Giger ,Alphonse Mucha, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec,Mark Ryden, and many more. Rock hunting, camping,and bothering people, there is a fine art to bothering people and if done the right way its awesome.. if done the wrong way it can make people want to chase you and or hunt you down HAHA!And just to let you know Im not a "gothic person" I 'm just a death metal lovin kinda girl...I don't drink blood...nor do I think Anne Rice is the shit ...I do like dark art, and I study things some people would think of as evil.. but vamperic I'm not...... ruin ruin ruin? Yes I have an interest in Erzsebeth Bathory the Blood Countess , she was a real person and also a blood craving feind, also a very ambiguous complex individual , many people study historical people I happen to study the darker side of history...CUZ IM WEIRD haha........In heaven all the interesting people are missing. Friedrich Nietzsche German philosopher (1844 - 1900)

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I like metal metal death metal,Doom, Grind , Gore, some punk some clasical in no paticular order the bands I like are SikFuk Tool, Agoraphobic nosebleed, Old Mans Child, SLAYER, MORBID ANGEL (Covenant is simply the best), , Pig Destroyer, Impaled,Carnal,At the gates, Stabbing Westward,Acid Bath, Dimmu Borgir, The Vandals,Vital Remains, Origin, Assuck, Insominum, Soil work, cephalic carnage, Cradel of Filth, Graveworm, Amorphis, Children of Bodom,Shaihulud,Death Angel, Immersed in blood,Nasum,slaughtercult, Fall of the Bastards , Necrophagist,Gadget,Mastodon,Suffocation,cryptopsy, Dystopia, Blink 182,(fuck you their funny) Bowling for Soup, Nile , Diecast , Rumpelstiltskin Grinder,Splatterhouse,MACABRE Decapitated, The Beastie Boys, ,Cryptic slaughter, Watch them die,Napalm death,White Zombie and some more but damn this list is too long.Oh and if you dont like my taste in music I really don't give a fuck. ....... .... ....

The Tardgrinder

Movies:

This list is long too! I like weird movies some horror allot of action , Snatch,Fight Club, All Bruce Lee movies,All Jet Li movies, Boon dock Saints, Scotland PA The Ring ,Kung Fu Hustle Napoleon Dynamite, Donnie Darko,the transporter,SLC Punk,Beetle juice,Resident evil 1 & 2 Nightmare before Christmas, Unleashed, The ninth gate,Garden State,Edward Sissorhands,Sin City,Ghost in the shell. Benny and Joon, Pirates of the Caribean,Amelie, and tons more. . ..................... ....

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, CSI Las Vegas, Lost, History , Travel and Discovery channel's.I'm happy to be unaware of any of the people on American Idol I would not mind kicking that Simon dude in the face though. ......

Books:


Odd Things I want to do before I croak
Go to Ireland, make a huge amount of money and leave it to some random cat, kick Mike Tyson in the nut's and run away, write a very odd book, ruin the people across the street in a fendish fashion, find the perfect brown skirt I've been searching for, make fun of a pissy French waiter and maybe trip him......... ....

Heroes:

Nikola Tesla Master of Lightning Inventions: a telephone repeater, rotating magnetic field principle, polyphase alternating-current system, induction motor, alternating-current power transmission, Tesla coil transformer, wireless communication, radio, fluorescent lights, and more than 700 other patents....

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My Blog

Another stupid ass bulletin who comes up with this shit

Body: Don't stop reading this or something VERY BAD will happen to you in exactly 5 hours and 22 minutes. This is extremely freaky. Be careful what you open.During a thunderstorm ...Beth: Hey Ben...
Posted by Joangrinder on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:38:00 PST

Myspace trackers and hackers

Yes friends or not friends or who the hell ever reads my rantings.. I havent posted anything bitchy as of late.. so here goes.   You know you're paranoid or a egomaniac  when you arent a ban...
Posted by Joangrinder on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:55:00 PST

Wenesday night in Tardtropolis in the Tardcave

Nik and I decided to drink tonight! wow what a special thing we hardly ever do that! I decided that its such a rare thing I'd take some pictures.. Oh some clear ass booze you say?  yeah see.......
Posted by Joangrinder on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 06:57:00 PST

Woderfuk holiday songs to warm your poor ol heart! haha

H.P. the Writer (as sung to Frosty the Snowman) H.P. the Writer Wasn't happy so we're told With his horrid health and his lack of wealth he wrote tales to make ...
Posted by Joangrinder on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:40:00 PST

SikFuk shows

Upcoming Shows ( view all ) Nov 30 2006 8:00P Nottingham co-op w/ Fuck the Facts ,Desiccate and Murder of Crows Madison, Wisconsin Dec 1 2006 10:00P Bev's Juke Joint w/ INCINERATE, DEVITALIZE, SYNTHET...
Posted by Joangrinder on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:13:00 PST

This is the most retarded thing Ive seen on myspace well almost

Why sex may hurt girls.92 billion and 1/2 people have died from not reposting this.So on the news there was a girlwho submitted a tape and it was a phone conversationbetween a girl and her boyfriend. ...
Posted by Joangrinder on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 07:32:00 PST

Christ find something eles to piss and moan about

Im sick to shit of people bitching about EMO's and how they want to kill them ..Im not a fan of emo music or their goofy hair the way they dress or whatever but fuck man if everyone listened to the sa...
Posted by Joangrinder on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:54:00 PST

Our Sunday adventure!

? The dramatic Black and white pics first!     Yay our kinda bar hehe Old bridge things   The path of evil! Poor ol Dam Big wood tardgrinder! Red tree     no make up...
Posted by Joangrinder on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:42:00 PST

Me and Tardgrinders Sunday afternoon adventure into the unknown!

So we decided to go on a nice Sunday afternoon drive after getting kicked out of church for trying to look under a nuns habbit , when we spotted a nice quaint little farm!!!   Looks safe enough!...
Posted by Joangrinder on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 04:12:00 PST

Fall pic's I took

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Posted by Joangrinder on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:07:00 PST