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Roadtrip Mike

"Houseguest," starring sinbad and phil hartman, is seriously one of my favorite movies ever.

About Me

I am currently off of work for the longest amount of time in 3 years, on a roadtrip "across the US" for 2 weeks. Who knows how far we'll get. 1 van that probably shouldn't be able to make it out of the state. 5 dudes who do nothing but make fun of each other. Endless conversations about movies, comics, breakdowns, swears, birds, and more of the stupid stuff fat nerds talk about. Nothing but breakdowns, 70's rock, and emo when the fall truly hits. Singalongs, stupid dares, retarded memories, nicknames for no reason, and the beginnings of ridiculous traditions. Swimming in winter weather. Sleeping in tents in walmart parking lots in 40 degree weather. No showers. No bathrooms. No money. Just 1 van, 5 dudes, and an all encompassing desire to have the time of our lives. This is what life is made of.

My Interests

the internet, seinfeld, boobs, music that makes me want to kill other people or music that makes me want to kill myself, poop, moose tracks ice cream, mountain dew, air guitar, code red mountain dew, driving and singing along to music, wendy's homestyle chicken fillet sandwiches with 2 pieces of american cheese and ranch, being late to everything, farting, art with hot chicks with big boobs, hiding in my room like a vampire, sleeping, bbq chicken calzones from ashland, NH, making people uncomfortable in public, wendy's chicken nuggets, writing layers over already written and recordied music, being hyper and annoying and incredibly sketchy, making fun of people, validating the demo boh bucket, playing tennis, playing drums, richard simmons

I'd like to meet:

Desmond, andrew wk, rachael leigh cook, conan o'brien, willie nelson, dave grohl, xzibit, ryan dunn, the beards from zz topheight="373"..

Music:

blink 182, the appleseed cast, jimmy eat world, anathallo, sigur ros, underoath, taken, fordirelifesake, caspian, envy, explosions in the sky, the receiving end of sirens, the dear hunter, old coheed and cambria, thursday, old hopesfall, botch, misery signals, old weezer, 7 angels 7 plagues, the get up kids, seneca, thrice, glassjaw, alexisonfire, life in your way, converge, brand new, saves the day, codeseven, keepsake, ion dissonance, american football, built to spill, old modest mouse, norma jean, funeral diner, this day forward, minus the bear, mae, third eye blind's first album, taking back sunday, old across five aprils, copeland, it dies today before they got insanely gay, circle takes the square, unearth, old radiohead, death cab for cutie, zao, sunny day real estate, owen, the fall of troy
the ride home
CURRENTLY ROCKING (wow): 65 days of static, caninus, giants, caspian

Movies:

fight club, matrix trilogy, lord of the rings trilogy, seven, the ring, shawshank redemption, armageddon, the professional, independance day, signs, vanilla sky, saw, bad boys, bad boys 2, the last samurai, the edge, edward scissorhands, the rock, donnie darko, event horizon, remember the titans, snatch, tears of the sun, american history X, identity, the 6th sense, the mothman prophecies, saving private ryan, narc, garden state, batman begins

dumb and dumber, half baked, saving silverman, tommy boy, baseketball, billy madison, anchorman, houseguest, the 40 year old virgin, wedding crashers, bio dome, happy gilmore, office space, meet the parents, jay and silent bob strike back, zoolander, super troopers, she's all that, goodburger

Television:

LOST, PRISON BREAK, THE SHIELD (those are all so awesome they need capital letters), arrested development, scrubs, seinfeld, friends, drew carrey, fresh prince of bel air, third rock from the sun, family guy, the office, the daily show, the colbert report, south park, entourage, conan o' brien, chapelle's show, viva la bam, jackass, aqua teen hunger force, curn your enthusiasm, the x files, the wonder years, blind date, MXC. Seriously, thats all i watch. If its not one of those, I didn't see it.

Books:

most stuff by chuck palahniuk, tuesdays with morrie, where the red fern grows, alexander and the terrible horrible no good very bad day, garfield, the far side, dilbert, calvin & hobbes.Currently reading and will never finish: Mystic River

Heroes:

also Michael Scoffield, andrew wk, dave grohl, james dewees, casey crescenzo, wesley willis, anathallo, Curtis "Lemonhead" Lemansky

My Blog

Journey of a Beard

So as all of you know, about 6 months ago, I sold out and cut off the best beard/hair combination ever. I grew my hair for over 2 years, and the beard for about a year and a half, with no trimming of ...
Posted by Roadtrip Mike on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:32:00 PST

holy crap i updated myspace

Yup. Thats it. I have a top 12 now. Shaun, you're in it. Stop crying now.I also changed my pics and info and some other things. Wow, it took long. I tried to add a video of a retard killing himself af...
Posted by Roadtrip Mike on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 11:50:00 PST

oh my god myspace

You know how you find people on myspace who you happen to find really attractive? Well this girl certainly falls into that category for me.She's not astonishingly beautiful, but there's something abou...
Posted by Roadtrip Mike on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 12:32:00 PST

a really fucked up dream

yea, so i had a really fucked up dream the other day. REALLY fucked up dream. i thought all i had to do to haev said fukced up dreams was to eat unbelievable amounts of crap right before going to slee...
Posted by Roadtrip Mike on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 09:45:00 PST

itunes thing

Yea so im just posting a blog as an excuse to post a blog. hopefully this will make me remember that theres a wonderful little thing on myspace where i can post blogs. Maybe i'll do more highlights of...
Posted by Roadtrip Mike on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:09:00 PST

week of september 18th

Week of September 18th: Top 10 of the week: Wildcard- Doing way too much at work, and actually tending to enjoy work a tad more. 10. The Fall of Troy 9. Natalie Portman 8. Having both my guitars get ...
Posted by Roadtrip Mike on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 08:07:00 PST

who i work with

jon-ism of the day: september 13, 2005. Jon holds up an ad with a large picture of a bearded man. "He looks like Serj, huh?" Mystified, I reply with, "Huh?" "Serj, from System of a down." "Um, I gue...
Posted by Roadtrip Mike on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 09:12:00 PST

haiku 19

typical weekend hey mike, don't do anything waste away two days. don't work on music don't write, create, play or think eat, sleep, eat, repeat. don't hang out with friends don't go home to...
Posted by Roadtrip Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im the worst tennis player in the world

i am the worst tennis player in the world. i ran out of energy to the point where i couldnt hit it and was just flopping around and laughing. so i made hilton play 3 more sets. which makes me the wor...
Posted by Roadtrip Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why bleeding through blows

1. suddenly they are rockstars who make people wait 40 minutes to come out and play, and their drum techs take 15 minutes to tune a snare drum while they sit backstage and put on eyeliner. 2. a new so...
Posted by Roadtrip Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST