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Matty

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

SUP BRA!!! IM MATTY! Wanna sandwhich???? Well let's see hurr now. I'm junior now at Penn State, so I guess I'm getting old. But I still am quite stuck in the belief that I still am in fact 12. Except this time around i drink alot more.....and touch a lot more boobs. So its like the best 12 ever. Anyways. So about me huh?...... Well I enjoy the simple things in life ---- like bowling, drinking while bowling, bowling with ragu bottles : soccer is better than any sport besides masterbation : 40's : Apparently I'm a martial artist (close to black belt, so i could kill you) : Drinking : Heavy drinking : porno : my life long goal of killing the hamburgler : throwing coconuts out of high speed cars : whatever. There's isnt much i wont enjoy doing with the right people. Especially if those people have big bajjongas. Mmm.....So yeah. balls in the mouth.

My Interests

Yo, I hate Baha Fresh!! Dont go there. For real. but on a different note....

I'd like to meet:

Well, Ive met alot of folk off of myspace....some strange, some not so strange. Well i like strange people, just not the sucky kind. So im not really up for meeting your random ass!!! Well actually if your cool, and funny, talk to me. Im always up for new people, just not any more moody emo myspace 16 year olds who told me i broke their heart by not messaging them back about how they like to cut themselves for some reason. Well yeah.....But hey, if i could meet anyone it would be.... i dunno.....jesus, andy milonakus, your mom, STEVE O, super mario, your mom, Rodney Mullen...im sure there's some others...... otherwise hawt chicks. really hawt chicks. Hey if thats you, drop on by, ill suck you off or something. I give a mean BJ. Just ask Noga

Music:

Music is good....but i should prolly update this cause its been like a year....oh well, here's a few. InDK, Morning Glory, AFI, Dillinger Four, Leftover Crack, Choking Victem, Busta Rhymes, Aphex Twin, Tupac, Prodigy, Dropkick Murphies, Boards of Canada, Me first and the gimme gimmies, Rancid, Billy Talent, and you know what, if you want to know more just f-----g ask me

Movies:

I love movies, it's basically what I know best. Here's some of my favorites cause there's way too many to tell them all....Memento, Vanella Sky, Gladiator, Kung Pow, Boon Dock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Ran, The Seven Samurai, Once upon a Time in the West, Goonies, Stand by Me, Sand Lot, Princess Mononoke, AKIRA, Billy Madison, The Shawshank Redemption, Waking Life, The Ring, Platoon, Butch Casady and the Sundance Kid, Kogemusha, Hero, Crouching Tiger, ADVENT CHILDREN, Lock Stock, and many many others.Movies I dont like, A walk to remember, White Oleander, Mona Lisa Smile, Empire Records, It came from outer space; the Garret Murphy story, The Village, and Michael's Epic (The Gitomer Sagas)

Television:

WHOA!

Books:

Strangers in a Strange Land. Read it right now. Go

Heroes:

Scott Sandler....no. not really. umm... how bout Buffy? She's cool. And Hoku, the KoolAid guy, Bill Cosby, Cho Cho san, Sephiroth, and some others. yeah. But mostly Super Mario. That guy is hard coreIf yout dont like Mr. T you should prolly go kill yourself with the fastest means possible

My Blog

chumpet

i might have breathe as fresh as a summer ham, but i hate you. all of you. i'm off to visit larry, the only fish that knows me best. see you in hell!
Posted by Matty on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:25:00 PST

spring break

So I'm commin home today for spring break.  Can't afford to go anywhere, since I'm using all my funds for a trip in April.  But anyways, half of my friends are in France at the moment (no se...
Posted by Matty on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 07:34:00 PST

check it

yeah, it hurt like 8 bitches on a bitch boat, but it was worth it. like it?
Posted by Matty on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 07:21:00 PST

new slide show

thats right, put a slide show on the profile. check it.  if i like you, your on it. if not? i dont have pictures of you so send them to me!  comments weeeeeyaaaaa
Posted by Matty on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 04:40:00 PST

poop

in case you didnt know, im noga's gay lover. spread the word
Posted by Matty on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 02:21:00 PST

if you want to live....

Go to this website!!!!!!!!! right now!!!!!!!!! wear a raincoat!!!!   .....for jay-n off http://www.tgpprofessional.com/celeb181/lindsay_lohan.jpg...
Posted by Matty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

summer

as of tomorrow afternoon, im home for the summer. that is all. awesome. -matty ps. look out for the wood terror
Posted by Matty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

right now!

keep leaving comments! even for no reason, and if i dont know you. im almost at 200, so do it! now! about anything! thanx -matty
Posted by Matty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

more pics

i put up some more new pictures.....mostly of hanif. so if you've seen hanif as of late, let me know because ive been searching for him for two years now. oh and comment on some of them if i havnt...
Posted by Matty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

monster

Freddy Monster came over for the weekend, but then I made him mad because we ran out of tacos. check out the pics, he's a cool guy.......until he gets mad and turns into a reverse vampire and eats you...
Posted by Matty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST