Sports, Basketball, Softball, Volleyball, Colorguard, Drum Corps, Anything Athletic...
FAVORITE QUOTES"Did you know that Nampa in Japan means a one-night-stand? It's funny cause thats what it means here too!!" -- Mark"Speaking of Hot Sauce." - ME "Oh No you didn't!" - John John"Outtie!" - Scott"Let me tell you something about potatoes... you may like them, but they love you." - JerryYour fortune says you will be aroused by a shampoo commercial. - Chinese mohawk waiter guy.That's going next to my diploma. - ArviI wish my lawn was emo cause then it'd cut itself. - StephanieI would have left him my MySpace... Comment me baby. - Neil"Just so you know, she sounds a little bitter, like she wishes the germans' would have won or something." -- Some random CS guy transferring a call to me. LMAO.She's just a smelly pirate hooker. I'm going to kick her in the baby anchor. -- Tennille.Dude...I once saw two guys kissing in a park. And that was the grossest thing I'd ever seen until I saw this picture of you on the shitter flipping the camera off. -- TennilleDude I hate critiquing short stories from other people. Mainly because all their stories fucking suck a dick. They can't spell and their punctuation sucks and in one part of this girls' story she puts "We got to her game at 9:00 sharp" and then like 2 sentences later she was like "Then we went and had lunch." I was like WTF? Read the fucking story and make sure you aren't traveling time in it. I just want to tell her to go die in a huge fire. -- TennilleI'm in love with a lesbian. -- ArviI'm a slutpuppy. I'm not a slutbucket, anyone can be a slutbucket. -- GaryI have the artistic ability of a piece of toast, but at least I can fucking write a decent story. -- Tennille.I was looking through the TVCC catalog today trying to pick a new career path and saw the Art one. It's so fucking easy. Yea, like I said, too bad I can only draw stick figures holding flowers that look like penises. -- TennilleI bet I'm old enough to be your mom. -- TennilleNo, we got here at like 10:30 a.m. I was going to order breakfast, but now I guess I'll have dinner -- Thomas.It looks like cottage cheese and ranch mixed together -- Thomas.She's like 'I just did', I reached in my pocket and there's a phone. I looked behind me and there's the network. -- Hahaha Thomas again.Or take a dump in my sampler and call it finger steaks. -- Thomas again lol.Do you have a rubber? I'm made of rubber. -- Team AmericaI don't add people I don't know. It's dumb, and if you add me more than once and I deny you every time just give up. Also, I don't add bands. Unless you're somebody I know's band. Because everyone else sucks and I'll listen to you if you ever get on the radio kthanks.
I support my favorite artists haha. Haha here's the bands I've purchased CDs from: Outkast, Ludacris, Kanye West, Jamiroquai, Ok Go, Anna Nalick, Nelly Furtado, Snoop Dogg, Gym Class Heroes, Black Eyed Peas, Tom Tom Club, Jack Johnson, Jimmy Buffett, Bill Withers, Korn, Alice In Chains, Primer 55, Puddle of Mudd, Disturbed, Sublime, AC/DC, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Foo Fighters, Spectrasonic, and more but I'm tired of typing.
Super Troopers, Night at the Roxbury, Love and Basketball, Cruel Intentions, Bad News Bears, A Lot Like Love, For Love of the Game.
Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, The Drew Carey Show, Sex in the City. The Price Is Right.
Harry potter, anything by Dean Koontz.
Jessica Allen who is a freaking diva, Lindsay White because she's hilarious, my dad, Scott for getting my sunglasses back from Landus and for giving me his tornado lamp, and Tennille for keeping such great care of our antenna ball collection and being hilarious.