Lucas

It all really started when i was a baby, i was born in escondido at that hospital...palomar hospital or some shit. when i was little either one of my grand parents would watch me cause my parents both worked. i'm half white half mexican, so my white grandparents spoiled me and my mexican grandparents took me to mexico and i would visit my uncle on his farm in mexicali. that shit was fun cause id chase the cows and fuck with the bull and slap its ass and have it chase me. i still do that to this day, so then i started pre-school and met matt buckley, (he's my friend and he has freckles) and we would run around all day with juice boxes and like those cheese fish and chase girls around, and we would get in our little white tighties and swim in those little ghetto plastic pools with all the little girls. one time i pulled down his shorts and his wiener was soooo small. that was big pimpin at an early age. but seriously we really did that now that i think about it, that was way more fun than now. i also had a good friend named brad who lived a few doors down from me. we would ride bikes and get hurt and stuff like that, it wa sick. me and matt went to richland elementary school, where we would just get in trouble and play with all the other kids we grew up with, who are probably on myspace too. anyway, brad went to woodland so there arnt many stories with him in it during elementary. one time me and matt had this gay teacher and everyone loved him and we hated him, but that skipping forward a few years, damn i'm gonna confuse the shit out of you people. well to sum up elementary years, it was fun we had some cool teachers and good memories. like puberty. lets move on to middle school. It was fuckin wierd, cause everyones assholes from puberty haha. that actually made me laugh. alright, so everyone starts hanging out with different people and all that good stuff, but i kept the same friends. brad and matt were the hardcore homies. remember gothic kids? lol ohhh man. then came the ravers haha anyway. middle school was chill i guess other than the fact that we still couldn't drive. its like being a middle child or being 18 and still gotta wait to be 21. basically it sucks. you guys remember that band crazy town? haha thats funny huh? im listening to them right now. Alright so then highschool comes around. i dont know what that was all about. yes, i had way too much fun, getting in trouble, basically cause of jon berry. i love him. many fun times cause of that asshole. him naked on video...fuckin girls ahhh memories. best part is me and matt and him and hole all work together now. oh shit! i forgot about hole. so in highschool is when we started hanging out with hole. some of you might know him as Joel (joel navarro) but thats not really his name its hole. just hole. and bruce too. we all started hanging in highschool. hole is funny cause he is mexican and hairy and girls love it. bruce is half asian half white and grew up with the brewer's and playing sports too so he can kick some ass. we all spent alot of time getting in trouble, playing with video camers. wow, look how bored i am ^^ look at that shit. fuckin amazing. alright back to the story. oh ya, we started out band in high school, that was funny, we went through guitar players like condoms. we were called powerfigure when we thought we liked metal or something. that changed quick HA. then it became come out swinging. that was chill, but now were step it up. www.siu-crew.com. this works much better cause now were better. and not like 12 years old. like matt stand off. we'll get to him later cause i think i could talk about high school for awhile. so basically in highschool we went to partys did all that shit. the guys got me into hardcore so we went to show alot too. hittin up the football games to chill and watch our friends play ball. oh i was in band then so i was playing drums with the other band kids. brad, tyson, and nick, toro and I, were all in band, that was cool we were over that sophmore year me and brad and tyson stayed in jazz band cause we liked playing but got tired of the other stuff. nick got hit by a car that was crazy that was in middle school though, he got fat and we used to call him broken legs. its constructive critisism. toro liked cars, and he still does and thats all he talks about. and he gets mad when i say that. we met matt stand off when he got to highschool. he was in a band called stand off. they are broken up now cause matt was too much of a ninja to be in it anymore. matt is not circumsized....so his name is slug. thats what i like to call him cause it sounds hard, but theres actually meaning behind it. Lil matty has also reinvented how the song Mr. roboto goes. and how the dance goes. him and bruce built a studio. you should go pay them to fart onto a mic. or maybe if you have a band you can go record too. just watch out for the slug, it bites. time wise this is about when i figured out that i love the ladies but i hate the girls. then summer of 05, which is still this summer me and a few friends they call step it up went on tour, with a band from the land of the LA called hero. we had many shinnanigans and stories to tell. probably too many. this is also when we invented the game called. "just the tip." but alot of it is on film and there is a trailor for the DVD under my television section. i put it there cause television sucks and the trailor doesn't. so go check that out laugh a lil. see me naked and wait for the rest of the dvd to come out. Before tour i went to prom with this girl named arica. i got real low and thats when i first met amira. which later lead to meating brittany. well amira liked to dance so i danced with her and arica. it was madd illin. lots of fun. so after that amira was my friend. at dinner she tried texting me and pretending she was someone else. so iplayed along and acted dumb but i knew it was her the WHOLE time. yaaa. and then she was friends with this girl named brittany. her and amira blend well cause they are both crazy. then britt got hit by a car. and she doesnt party anymore. but she is still way fun and loud so that goes good with me and amira cause we are really fuckin loud. i think its the mexican in me. comes from my grandpa. you can hear that guy a mile away. but me and them have lots of fun times and act loud and embarrass people. then from those girls we met whittney. who is the gnarliest chick ever! louder crazier and gives less of a fuck than yet she recieved the name Whitt the Siu gnar boots queen. you might have some of her photos around. almost too many stories too even give an example of one because theres too many good ones. all i gotta say is......... aight next free time i have = more stories.*last update* 4-20-06 can you find it?