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You're not from London you know? Chin, chin! With my ambition and charm i know i'm going to be a star! Or are am i? While i wouldn't be surprised to hear myself mimicking Withnail by demanding 'the finest wines known to humanity, i do think that i need a hefty dollop of dedication in order to achieve my true goals. i know i could blag free whisky off a drunken barman, but will this get me to where you want to be? Whilst i'm smoother than a weasel's waistcoat i really need to apply yourself to maximise my true potential. We all need a stroke of luck, even Gielgud, but hard work and diligence can create luck just as surely as pints of cider with ice and large gins will leave you feeling as if a pig has been ill in your head. So why not roll up your sleeves, pull on those Marigolds and brandish a fork at every opportunity that comes your way? True, life is tough but my hypnotic personality will always draw friends to me. make the most of their support, but remember, friendship should be a reciprocal arrangement, so try stepping in to fight the bull yourself occasionally!