Congratulations on finding me.
Whether or not you believe it is entirely irrelevant, but I can tell you with divine certainty that at some point in the future you will look back on this very moment as the most influential of your entire life. After meeting me people have been known to run faster, jump higher and fuck for longer. Kings, messiahs, and world leaders have been stunned by my greatness. Empires have fallen under my might. My unstoppable force of unlimited power will grab your life, shake it around and leave you permanently changed. Your spirit will be ripped from your body, turning you into an immortal glowing ball of white healing light, floating off into the cosmos to dance with the stars. You will taste new colours, hear new flavours and know the noblest of noble truths...
My love knows no boundaries.
It reaches into all those around me shining an aura of perpetual joy over their existence. It has turned the most barren of deserts into meadows and forests beholding the most exotic flowers and delicious of fruit, with bunny rabbits and birds springing forth to greet my presence...
…if you can already feel your heart rate increasing and a hot flush overwhelming your senses, your vision sharpening and an urge growing inside you to love all of mankind, then the process has already begun.
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