My Triumphant Return To Myspace |
Has finally arrived!I'm so sorry I didn't return like 8 billion messages to whomever some I haven't even read yet....sorry sorry sorry, I will get to all of them and I will write everyone glorious and...
Posted by Bob Falconi on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 07:06:00 PST |
K-Fed |
Word UP, y'all! I am illin' to be chillin' wit mah homey K-FED. Y'all betta recognize fool! No diggity! I am so obsessed with K-Fed, dude. I don't even know why. You know, you'd think in this me...
Posted by Bob Falconi on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 11:40:00 PST |
All my clothes |
are fucked up. I want to buy new clothes. Maybe if I bought new clothes I would have people tell me things like "You look 10 years younger!" But then I'd look 16. I was going to say that I'd hate ...
Posted by Bob Falconi on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 11:51:00 PST |
I walk everywhere |
Ramona-I hope Tallahassee is treating you well. Personally, the city makes me suspect that I'm disintegrating, but I suppose this not surprising when you take into account that I have leprosy. Georg...
Posted by Bob Falconi on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 09:33:00 PST |
The Nature of the Beast |
I'd finished soccer practice and was waiting for my mother to arrive via minivan. She was usually running late but that was OK. There was a small pond by the parking lot, and while I waited I would ...
Posted by Bob Falconi on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 12:09:00 PST |
Can you pick a favorite color |
from a thousand shades of gray?
No. Technically, gray is not even a color. It's a shade. So fuck you, Joe Pernice!
My band's first show is tomorrow...today, technically. We haven't had time ...
Posted by Bob Falconi on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 12:06:00 PST |
Funnier band name |
Is it
Scrotal Eclipse of the Heart or
is it
Scrotal Recall?
I feel like Scrotal Eclipse of the Heart is more 'clever' but Scrotal Recall is more 'hilarious'. So Scrotal Recall wins. There ...
Posted by Bob Falconi on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 01:00:00 PST |
Which is scarier? |
I just read this book called 'Them' by Jon Ronson and it was pretty interesting. It's about all these extremist dudes from different walks of life and one of the most interesting things about these g...
Posted by Bob Falconi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Magicians vs. puppets |
What would be an easier way to get illegals through customs? Would it be dress up like a magician or should you have a puppet?
See, if you are dressed up like a magician, and they found your sta...
Posted by Bob Falconi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Everybody dies |
So my car is about to die. And it got me thinking about sports for some reason. Sports are never important. There are never really any stakes. There are no winners, no losers, only competitors. A...
Posted by Bob Falconi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
