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Ché non è giusto aver ciò ch'om si toglie.

About Me

HOLY SHIT! OH MY GOD! I can't believe it. First Spartans, now this. Oh my god.
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SPARTANS!!!! SPARTANS!!! I LOVE THEM!!! SPARTANS!!!! ..
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) High
Level 2 (Lustful) Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Low
Level 7 (Violent) Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Well, I didn't need to talk to Minos or take a test to figure that out.

My Interests

What've you got?

I'd like to meet:

"Perhaps you'd think that it'd be easy for me, an Ivy League bitch with a Ph.D who's got a good-payin' job down at ABC, to find true love, but that ain't the way it be."
And aside from that, I already know some pretty awesome people. See below for proof.
.. H's BFFers Bob Schneider

B♥bby

♥♥Jess♥♥

♥♥Di Di Di OH MY GOD I love Di♥♥

J♥sé

Jow

Danny!

♥♥Christen♥♥

Eric

♥♥Helenium♥♥

Laur♣n R♣ynolds

Ben!

Click here to see the rest of the bastards

Music:

Bob Schneider!!! ..
Aimee Mann .. Alice in Chains .. Bowling for Soup .. Busta Rhymes (what?), Charlie Daniels Band, Chumbawamba (fuckin' right) .. Coal Chamber .. Cranberries, David Garza .. Disturbed .. Fastball .. Fiona Apple, Garbage .. Gogol Bordello .. Harvey Danger .. Hungry March Band, Jack Johnson .. Jimmy Eat World, Jovanotti .. Liquid Gang, Luminescent Orchestrii, Mighty Mighty Bosstones .. Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana .. Nonpoint .. Oasis .. Offspring, Orgy .. Our Lady Peace .. Pink Floyd, Poe .. Primus .. Rob Zombie, Spacehog .. Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime .. Suicide Machines .. System of a Down, Tiziano Ferro .. Tool .. Van Morrison, Wallflowers .. Weezer ..

Movies:

Soul Plane is the cinematic achievement of our time. .. I like anything by Kevin Smith.
.. Same for Quentin Tarantino .. and Robert Rodriguez. .. SIN CITY!! Frank Miller loves me, you know. In particular, he loves the way I say, "mwah ha ha..." I shit you not.

Television:

Black Books
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Futurama .. Ren and Stimpy (old) .. X-Files ..Scrubs ..

Books:

Meditations by Marcus Aurelius, anything by Chuck Palahniuk, or Chuck Klosterman. Both are good. When I was but a wee chicken McNugget, I loved me some Dean Koontz.

Heroes:

Luke Danes, Green Arrow, Spiderman, Wolverine

My Blog

New poetry that hit me - Bécquer

How is it that these crazy things are so universal? How can a person write something like this in the 1800s, and it feels like a punch in the chest to me in 2006? He died at 34, sad and lonely, accord...
Posted by H on Mon, 01 May 2006 09:00:00 PST

Nietzsche called them lame.

"So also in German Middle Ages singing and dancing crowds, ever increasing in number, were whirled from place to place under this same Dionysian impulse. In these dancers of St. John and St. Vitus, we...
Posted by H on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 11:53:00 PST

Chicken McNuggets of Marcus Aurelius' Meditations

"O man, citizenship of this great world-city has been yours. Whether for five years or fivescore, what is that to you? Whatever the law of that city decrees is fair to one and all alike. Wherein, the...
Posted by H on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 08:09:00 PST

Pablo Neruda is also awesome.

Excerpt from XVII Sonnet Te amo sin saber como, ni cundo, ni de donde, I love you without knowing how, nor when, nor from where, te amo directamente sin problema...
Posted by H on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 05:54:00 PST

New and Improved! - Chuck Klosterman is awesome.

"Every one of Joel's important songs-including the happy ones-are ultimately about loneliness. And it's not the "clever lonely" (like Morrissey) or "interesting lonely" (like Radiohead); it's "lonely...
Posted by H on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 10:51:00 PST

Grammar

I hate when people capitalize random words. Unless German is their first language, people who do this have no excuse. First word of the sentence and proper nouns ONLY, fuckers!!! Also, it is "sh...
Posted by H on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 01:19:00 PST